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[–] Dumb_Comment_Bot 1 points 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

The real reason the stock market is dropping is because we have such a salt surplus the market couldn't handle it.

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[–] cyks 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

lol the stock market is not dropping. Where the fuck did you get that info?

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[–] SeemsReasonable 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

It dropped last night around about 800 points and recovered this morning far as I know.

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[–] MLKKK 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Well, the futures did drop, for obvious reasons.

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[–] Dumb_Comment_Bot 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

Lol you also can't extract salt from liberals. Very effectively anyway.

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[–] 1Sorry_SOB 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I'm collecting those tears in evaporation trays. I won't need to buy salt ever again.

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[–] NeedleStack [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

This was an especially 'clever' comment:

9/11 and 11/9 are officially two of the worst dates in American history. The latter being today’s election results.

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[–] aria_taint 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Thanks Trump! Now I'm on Lasix due to all the water retention from my high salt diet of liberal tears.

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[–] Monkstar1 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Somebody should save all of these and bring it up to the commenters every year or so.

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[–] stretched_girl 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I laughed at a few, then got bored.

They'd sing a different tune after a few years of Hitlery as president.

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[–] Baconmon 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Actually I was thinking the same thing when it happened...."Whoa, I can't believe Trump won! o_o".. I was expecting the worst, but it all turned out great!..

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[–] Datawych 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I’m sorry this country has failed us. I’m sorry to our anscestors who fought so hard so some of us could vote. I’m sorry. I’m sorry to all my LGBT people; I’m sorry to all my POC and women and little girls and rape survivors and victims. I’m sorry. We deserve better; you all deserve better.

I'd say it's a pretty safe bet that doing the opposite of whatever someone named Sinner4Life wants is a good decision.

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