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[–] goatsandbros 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Who gives a shit? Delete your alts and neck yourself @henrycorp

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[–] burtzev [S] 1 point -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

Form letter # 22

From: The firm of Burtzev, Burtzev and Burtzev:

Thank you for your interest in our company. We regret to inform you that you seem to have misdirected your application for employment, mistaking our company for another headquartered in a different country. We further regret to inform you that a PhD in shitting your pants in public isn’t sufficient for the position of ‘delusional fool example’ that we recently advertised for. Please accept out sincere condolences, and should you wish to upgrade your qualifications we would be more than glad to recommend an excellent kindergarten in your home city. Other than that we have a branch involved in neuropsychiatric surgical research who are undertaking transplants of the brain of a chicken - guaranteed to make you at least twice as smart as you are today. Please feel free to apply for the waiting list, even though your case may qualify as urgent as your communication seemed to indicate. There are sensible regulations that we are compelled to follow.

Boris Burtzev for the Board of Directors

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[–] goatsandbros 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

I think you meant to say "*crying dotard stalker from tiny corporate PR cubicle in Putin troll factory http://www.cnn.com/2017/10/17/politics/russian-oligarch-putin-chef-troll-factory/index.html*", stupid.