A koala bear was approached by a prostitute. Since he had never been
with one before, he was curious and excited. They spent the night
together in a hotel, and he went down on her one last time before
As he was heading for the door, the prostitute yelled, "Hey! What
about my money?" The koala turned, gave her a puzzled look, and
shrugged his shoulders. She said, "Come here," and pulled a
dictionary out of her purse. She pointed to the word "prostitute"
and its definition: "has sex and gets paid"
Finally understanding, the koala borrowed her dictionary, turned to
the word "koala", and showed her: "eats bush and leaves"