I found this gem from a 4chan comment Islamqa.com. It's where muzzies ask scholars and muftis about all the stupid shit in their lives because Islam is a totalitarian political system that we all know it fucking is. It's in Arabic but duckduckgo translates it well right on the page for me.
So any fucking way, I start typing stuff in the search. "western music" 'Western living" "Beating your wife" and pages and pages of fatwas responding to questions show up. Get a load of this title for example: He had an argument with his wife and hit her head against the wall and she died
Lover's quarrel over the second wife. Shucks the troubles of polygamous lifestyles eh? No No No say's the Imam, you're not supposed to beat your wife this way. Here, let me show you the correct way...
He must offer expiation, which is freeing a slave; if that is not possible then he must fast for two consecutive months, and it is not acceptable for him to feed the poor instead, according to the more correct view, because Allaah says (interpretation of the meaning):
“It is not for a believer to kill a believer except (that it be) by mistake; and whosoever kills a believer by mistake, (it is ordained that) he must set free a believing slave and a compensation (blood money, i.e. Diya) be given to the deceased’s family unless they remit it. If the deceased belonged to a people at war with you and he was a believer, the freeing of a believing slave (is prescribed); and if he belonged to a people with whom you have a treaty of mutual alliance, compensation (blood money — Diya) must be paid to his family, and a believing slave must be freed. And whoso finds this (the penance of freeing a slave) beyond his means, he must fast for two consecutive months in order to seek repentance from Allaah. And Allaah is Ever All‑Knowing, All‑Wise”
Let a slave go and pay off the relatives.
I'm pretty sure this is a recent fatwa and not from 652 AD
Fuck..y;know? smh reading on, every god damned thing is a fucking dilemma for them. Don't know what madhiy is but I can guess.
If madhiy has come out and you notice it when you go to the toilet on your underwear and you wash the area and I clean my private part with toilet paper but you forget to wash your private part with water and then I do wudu but remember I forgot to wash my private part. Can I wash my private part after wudu and pray or do I have to wash the private part and repeat my wudu again and then pray?.
I wonder what it has to say about murder?
I took part in a murder, but I was not caught for this crime. I want to expiate for my sin. Will Allaah accept my repentance without me having to hand myself in to the police?
Oh fuck, this ought to be good
Praise be to Allaah.
Murder (killing a person deliberately), if the victim is a believer, is one of the greatest of major sins, because Allaah says (interpretation of the meaning):
“And whoever kills a believer intentionally, his recompense is Hell to abide therein; and the Wrath and the Curse of Allaah are upon him, and a great punishment is prepared for him”
The rest goes on about repenting and asking for forgiveness and speaks nothing about what if the victim wasn't a believer. Basically, killing a kafir isn't murder. Anyway, you get the point. This is very useful, it's almost better than hanging out incognito at a mosque. Fucking internet will be the downfall of Islam. Let it rot from within. I'm currently posting this stuff on a democrat forum.