[–] Jordanlightly 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

My house has an air moat with a bridge out. It is very comforting at night when I am home alone! I highly recommend it!!

But why would you want to keep mermaids out and how would a moat help with that. Mermaids like water!

[–] voatmoat 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Sounds great!

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[–] ilikeskittles 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

With Grizzly Bears in it?

[–] DrDookieBritches ago 

I saw your house the other day. It does indeed have a GENUINE MOAT!

[–] Musical1inNM ago 

Ha ja ha aja Good one

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[–] NerdCunt ago 

That's just sensible, if you don't want all your delivery shipment people devoured by sweet-singing sea wraiths.