[–] Dismal_Swamp 2 points 17 points (+19|-2) ago 

At least you didn't come here to play with fantasy porn and diddle with your pecker.

[–] DeliciousOnions 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

You know how they say an engine in storage should be run every few months just to keep the fluids moving?

[–] Son_Of_Hate 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

My engine never stopped, and the neighbors are complaining about the noise

[–] White_pride_cis 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I wish I knew how to turn off that shit. You must be an Aged fan

[–] NotHereForPizza 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

[–] ZenAtheist 2 points 9 points (+11|-2) ago 

If you're not one of those deepfake kike faggots, then it's a relief to have a normal person come by today.

[–] x0byte [S] 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Reading the hilarious welcomes and responses to the deepfake fap invasion is what made me think to finally post an intro. That shit really made me laugh, like really deep belly laughs and wiping tears.

[–] ZenAtheist 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Haha. Me too. Welcome to voat.

[–] i_start_witch_hunts 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Memes you say? v/OpenBordersForIsrael could use your content!

[–] JunOS 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

[–] GOMAD_OR_GFYAD 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Come for the conspiracy theories, stay for the shit posting. Voat.co, you'll love it here. But you won't if you're a nigger, fatshit, leftist, kike, faggot, migrant, globalist, or some other form of loser

[–] SIDWULF 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Holy shit lol

[–] midnightblue1335 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I'm new as well, longtime lurker, finally joined after the memo release because I need to say stuff about the horrific shit I'm seeing. So far, the folks on this site are a good fit for me. Welcome.

[–] BaldMiscreant 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Tuck your knuckles and go fist yourself.

[–] Big_Willy_Wallace 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

If it took you this long, you're by all likelihood a faggot who should go back to faggit.

[–] x0byte [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I've revisited it on occasion only to observe how full of SJW cucked kike muzzie nigger loving fat-fuck traps it is, which is bad enough, but they act really hateful. So I stay away. I don't need that shit.

[–] Big_Willy_Wallace 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Oh heavens, no! HATEFUL?! HOW ARE YOU STILL STANDING?!?!

Anyways, my b

[–] Ina_Pickle 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Welcome back.

[–] hungir_strike 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I feel like Voat needs an intro; a catchphrase. /pol/ has "you're here forever". "Have your say" seems a little campy by comparison.

[–] GoogleHatesVoat 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Welcome to voat, now go fuck yourself.

[–] hungir_strike 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Perfect.

[–] x0byte [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I always liked the goat that used to pop up when I would come to a Voat page that was "checking my privilege". Gave me a chuckle every fucking time. Haven't seen that for a while though. I guess I lost my privilege.

[–] hungir_strike 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Good times.

[–] Ocelot 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I think it's rather humorous how "have your say" sounds so anodyne and normal, then the front page buffers and it's like the full force of a thousand Nuremberg rallies in your face. The stark contrast is funny to me.

[–] Crensch 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Got a laugh out of me there.

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