[–] Gravspeed 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I would settle for giving them uncontrollable diarrhea

[–] CameraCode0 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Don't we already have that power?

[–] Gravspeed 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

It seems to only work on people that eat my cooking

[–] thelma 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Yes, its working.

I know.

[–] retto 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

No just add the ability to hide posts

[–] middle_path 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

What about an e-queef?

[–] PeaceSeeker 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

That would do it.

[–] libman ago 

That violates NAP, I think. /libdork

Furthermore, it would damage their transplantable internal organs, which (if they're young and healthy) can cost a fortune on the black market. And the CO2 from burning contributes to Global Warming! #KillGreen