Archived Did you know Australia murdered Crocodile Dundee? (gunsreallyarecool)
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Archived Did you know Australia murdered Crocodile Dundee? (gunsreallyarecool)
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[–] nothingproud 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Complete utter fucking retards is a bit much. Maybe fuckin dumb shit cunts, but ease up a bit on the retards. That's a bit insulting.
Also, the cost of living is a cunt, but if you're not a moron shit here is easy.
Getting the house sprayed for insects? Fuck that shit, I've got a colony of huntsmen to deal with deadlier stuff and roaches.
Need some more electricity? Solar is cheap as fuck for most of the country.
Want more water? Water tanks are subsidised (not taxed or illegal like some parts of the US...that shit is weird).
Running out of food? Join the great Emu war. It never stopped, we've just been in an informal tactical retreat for decades.
Don't like your neighbours cat? Buy a great python and wait.
Want fast internet? ....Well, then you're fucked unless you're in one of our shitbox cities. Even then, good fuckin luck.
[–] Tsilent_Tsunami 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Water rights can be separated from land ownership, just like oil or mineral rights. If you purchase the water rights along with the land, then the water belongs to you... It's only illegal to collect the water when it's not yours and you have no right to it. That arrangement is typically found in the drier areas where rainfall is limited, but people want to live there anyway.