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[–] ToFat2Fish [S] 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

A good mustache is an essential part of home defense

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[–] jobes 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I hear you can use it as a garrote in times of need

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[–] ToFat2Fish [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Fun fact: during the Vietnam conflict a young POW manage to escape to Freedom by twisting his mustache into sharp points and stabbing to death the Viet Cong soldiers who guarded him he was later awarded the Silver Star for bravery