[–] heygeorge 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

What would they do, shoot the envelope?

[–] lord_nougat 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Every critical strike inflicted upon the envelope would restore each of them 6 hitpoints per turn!

[–] Dfens [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

We could be pussy Nazi socialists and whine about the Jews. Better still we cold have our currently vulnerable soldiers go back to shooting those Nazi fucks on sight.

[–] Dfens [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

UPDATE FROM JOINT BASE MYER-HENDERSON HALL: An envelope was received, today, aboard Joint Base Myer-Henderson Hall around 3:30 p.m., on the Marine Corps side of the base. Shortly after receiving the letter, 11 people started to feel ill and caused the evacuation of the building.