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[–] kjell [S] 1 points 59 points (+60|-1) ago 

Baltimore County PD were overly apologetic about having to point their weapons at me. I kept telling them that they were just doing their jobs. PS, this how you don't get shot by the police as a black man, follow their orders. Good news is they didn't have to take my shotgun.

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[–] BigFatDaddy 29 points 22 points (+51|-29) ago 

as a black man

a black man

black

https://imgoat.com/uploads/2c420d928d/70778.jpg

Merry Christmas, nigger. Here's a piece of watermelon.

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[–] kjell [S] 3 points 58 points (+61|-3) ago 

Feel free to go fuck yourself. Dumhuvud.

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[–] con77 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

if the cops left his shotgun hes probably not an asshole

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[–] chmod 11 points 16 points (+27|-11) ago  (edited ago)

Da fuck??

Voaters aren't niggers you ass, even if they're black. Go back to Reddit until you figure this place out.

Edit. After 2.3 years you should know better.

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[–] Caesarkid1 1 points 10 points (+11|-1) ago 

Man niggers hate niggers as much as the next nigger. I was talking with this one nigger about a nigger who was shot by the cops after he tried pulling a gun on them. We ended up on the subject of what to do when a cop gives you an order. I said you should comply cause you can always sue later but the nigger was all "nah man you be shot to death n shit!". So really @kjell is a solid nigger for complying and not getting shot. Also a nigger was attempting to rob his house so he probably works a steady job and lives a productive life.

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[–] philomath 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I'm confused. You're black and they didn't shoot you? That doesn't add up because I saw on the news that they will shoot you every time.

In all seriousness - glad you're okay, and god job protecting your property.

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[–] BillyLuath 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Good news is they didn't have to take my shotgun.

That''s because you didn't hit anything...

Next time wait until you see the threat and aim better.

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[–] slwsnowman40 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

this how you don't get shot by the police as a black man, follow their orders

Can you write a book about that and share it with your community? ktks

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[–] Homelessfuck 1 points 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

A book? For his community? You sure about that? A mix tape might go over a little better.

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[–] WalkerFuenteWalther 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

Glad you're safe, and Merry Christmas.

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[–] SocksOnCats 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

I’m sorry you had to exercise your 2nd Amendment rights like that. It’s never a good situation and we all wish things never came to that.

Glad you’re okay and safe.

Keep up the good work.

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[–] Devildog1987 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

How are your ears?

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[–] kjell [S] 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

It's not to bad. I had some ringing for a few minutes but I'm okay.

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[–] 1764_sugar_act 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

Don't forget to support suppressor legalization everyone, globalists just contributed to kjell's cumulative hearing damage.

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[–] Thyhorrorcosmic103 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Why did you miss?

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[–] kjell [S] 0 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I was shooting around a corner through two rooms at a door. Also, I was scared as fuck that this was how I was going down. It's my first time in a real situation, so forgive my so-so aim. Now, I am going to be up holding my shotgun until the repair guy shows up to fix my destroyed glass patio door.

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[–] Fambida 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

No worries, mate, and don't be ashamed if you get the shakes (or have 'em already). Adrenaline is a hell of a drug.

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[–] ZetaReticulan 1 points 8 points (+9|-1) ago 

Don't let the haters get to you. Good job taking care of yourself. Half these fuckers would shit their pants in the same situation

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[–] go1dfish 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

We’re you blind firing? As long as the house was empty this is quite understandable.

Do you think you hit him at all?

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[–] AmazingFlightLizard 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Don’t worry too much about it. As a vet, I can tell you that your best day in combat is about as good as your worst day at the range.

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[–] GumbyTM 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Stop posting ANYTHING online until you consult a lawyer.

Glad you are ok.

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[–] Mikel777 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Wait. You are actually allowed to have a shotgun in shithole Baltimore?

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[–] kjell [S] 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

I'm in Baltimore County. The city is independent of any county and is, in general, a shithole. I live in the suburban area. I don't have a record so there's no reason I can't have a shotgun.

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[–] 9-11 2 points 6 points (+8|-2) ago 

Really? Racking a shotgun is probably all the persuasion needed to get somebody to retreat the way they came.

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[–] Westhenorth 0 points 29 points (+29|-0) ago 

Why scare them when you can just kill them?

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[–] 9-11 4 points 1 points (+5|-4) ago 

You want to live in a house where such a traumatic event like that occurred?

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[–] kjell [S] 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

The problem is, they got away and now they know I have a gun. So, if they come back they will be better armed.

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[–] GOMAD_OR_GFYAD 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

They'll just go next door, unless they know that you have something in your house that is especially valuable or something.

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[–] con77 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

only if you got a pile of gold

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[–] IAmYourDad 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

They won't be back unless they have a really good reason to.

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[–] BUTTHOLE__EMPRESS 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Any idea who it was? Can you conceal carry?

Would be nice to be armed when going to and from your vehicle.

If they come back I hope you kill them. Use buckshot no smaller than #1 would be my advice.

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[–] BigFatDaddy 3 points 7 points (+10|-3) ago 

He's black. OF COURSE he'd shoot and miss.

Kek

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[–] Dkeere 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

First three rounds and every other round in my magazine are tracers. Nothing says don't come back like burning phosphorus in the face.

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[–] Alpha_Voat_Protecter 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

In the tone of "Dat's racis!":

"Dat's a wah cwime!"

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[–] BUTTHOLE__EMPRESS 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Hell why not just use a real bullet? Then he won't come back for sure, especially with buckshot.

Just my 2 cents.

And yes I would definitely not want to get shot in the face with a tracer.

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[–] slwsnowman40 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I don't think tracers use phosphorus...not the NATO rounds I've fired anyways.

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