[–] RAW_UNCENSORED_FACTS 0 points 37 points (+37|-0) ago  (edited ago)

UPDATE: THIS NOW HAS VOCALS. Thank @Nadeshda. She did great. https://instaud.io/3xTm

 

This is "Clown World," a Voat collaboration with @not_saying_a_thing, who wrote the refrain on which this is based. I never would've bothered with this shit if not for his post. He's a pretty cool guy, I heard a rumor that he's like six foot twenty and fuckin' kills folks for fun.

The song is a variation of Mad World. Here's a version by Gary Jules as accompaniment. If you want to earn your stars and stripes in the Great Meme Wars, sing, record, then upload this somewhere like Catbox. Hope you like it! If you don't, go fuck yourself. Heil Honkler. o/

 

So surrounded by these foreign faces

Other races, less white spaces

Diversity in all the workplaces

Going nowhere, foreign warfare

 

Too few fear them filling up our nations

TV stations push invasions

Your resistance is a racist statement

Face debasement, then replacement

 

And I find it kinda funny

I find it kinda sad

To think that my own mommy's

Now my fat transvestite dad

And the media is lying

That you're wicked in white skin

So I'm gazing out and sighing

At millions of Mexicans

 

It's a crazy circus

Clown world

 

Children born into a Third World future

Dying birth rates, dying birthdays

White girls trade 'em for work at computers

Just commuters, just consumers

 

Went to school to learn that I was evil

Gassed the masses, harassed lasses

Why's my teacher call these strangers peaceful

"Whites are fascists," passed my classes

 

And I find it kinda funny

I find it kinda sad

To think that my own mommy's

Now my fat transvestite Dad

And the media is lying

That you're wicked in white skin

So I'm gazing out and sighing

At millions of Mexicans

 

It's a crazy circus

Clown world

 

Browning up your world

Clown world

[–] Nadeshda 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

I will try hook up tonight and do this for you.

[–] RAW_UNCENSORED_FACTS 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Good goat. Knock it out of the park, Nadeshda.

[–] MadWorld 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

You are too fucking awesome!!!

[–] crazy_eyes 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I was thinking that you could do this great when i listened to the example song with the piano playing!

[–] srayzie 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Damn! This is deep. Great job guys. I’m very impressed.

@Crensch @Kevdude @Vindicator @Shizy @MolochHunter

[–] Shizy 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Love it!

[–] SandHog 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Brings a tear to my eye to hear some sweet voat collaboration efforts. This is great!

[–] not_saying_a_thing 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

six foot twenty and fuckin' kills folks for fun

Rumor has it that I once held an opponent's wife's hand in a jar of acid...at a party. It's tosh, naturally. I do, however, have a pocket full of horses.

This is a fucking masterwork. Thank you for finishing it.

[–] RAW_UNCENSORED_FACTS 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

[–] csuiter 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

Evening everyone this is a tv show on a local cable station I did last year ... I hope you like it ... https://youtu.be/Buw3sr4slgQ

[–] TheBuddha [S] 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

It's too long for me to listen to while the thread is on-going, but I will listen to it tomorrow during the day! I'm sure it's a treat, as always.

I try to listen to every track, every week, and comment on them. As such, I can't spend 30 minutes on just one track. I'm positive that I'll enjoy it.

And, curiously, I've been on public access television many times, but never as a musician.

[–] csuiter 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Noted ... from now on I will keep it to one track ...

[–] COF 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Same here. Be sure and check back in tomorrow or Sunday to see the comments. It's rather hard to wait to hear it, I'm assured it is top quality.

[–] csuiter 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I will do that COF ... and in the future will limit to a single track ... Your comment is most appreciated

[–] nigger_plz 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Are you no longer cynicaloldfart? Is it because everybody on Voat is that?

[–] crazy_eyes 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Sound great!

[–] csuiter 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Thanks crazy_eyes

[–] nigger_plz 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Listened to the first one and it is great. Man you're really good. Pickin' and a grinnin'...Hee Haw. I loved that show.

[–] csuiter 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Thanks I very much appreciate the kind words

[–] Nadeshda 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

Howdy wonderful people of the Voat Lands :D

So I had two hours and as always I am tooo ambitious! Thankfully I have taught my kids how to read and they could follow lyrics while I played the backing track on my laptop and somehow we managed to record all of us singing *The Other Side form the Film THE GREATEST SHOWMAN which is one of the the recent Musicals my kids rather enjoyed.

They did wonderfully, singing in parts, one take after they ran through the parts without music. At first some nerves were there but eventually they had a lot of fun and we were able to bring you this song.

The Other Side - The Greatest Showman

Thank you for listening!

[–] TheBuddha [S] 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Awesome as always.

You're the only resident artist that regularly has kids in their recording.

[–] Nadeshda 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I try live life like a musical this is true! My kids say hi to you and thank you very much!

[–] SandHog 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I think it's so cool you are getting your young'uns involved. They did a great job!

[–] Nadeshda 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

They rawk and they loved it! Had to send them to bed, we will continue listening to others tomorrow as they really want to be a part of it all, bless their hearts... I love ‘em to bits and we have some great adventures together... biking tomorrow in the woods and definitely swimming this weekend too...

[–] heygeorge 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Of course I listened and enjoyed! Thanks, desh!

[–] Nadeshda 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Refresh I recorded and added the clown world song just now... blush and super thank you Mister George for listening!

[–] PuttsMum 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

What a great effort from your family. So cool :)

[–] Nadeshda 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

haha it was something and they wanted to be a part of it and somehow I had the patience and it worked... Thanks so much for listening!

[–] TheBuddha [S] 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Good evening and welcome to another edition of our Friday Night Guitar Thread. Like normal, I'll go ahead and get you started.

This week, we're going to rock you like you've never been rocked before! This week, you get EH on rhythm, J on bass, and me playing the lead. We had time enough to put this together for you, as it was a fairly uneventful week.

Put your hands together for the Eldest Hoodlum and TheBuddha Band (With a Guest) as we share Guns N Roses' Sweet Child O' Mine!

https://instaud.io/3xPH

This is my guitar student, in whom I am well pleased!

I'm not sure how late I can stay with you tonight, but you don't need me for anything. (J is not here and EH is sleepy, so we'll see how late we can stay.)

Rock on, goats. Rock on.

[–] csuiter 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

That's pretty damned awesome ... Great playing

[–] TheBuddha [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

"Thank you! Your voice reminds me of a guy my mom listens to."

(She means Randy Travis.)

At my end, I'm just glad you enjoyed it.

[–] Vrblpollushin 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Fucking excellent! Time was nailed! Tone was nailed! Good jam!

[–] TheBuddha [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

"Thank you. It gave me a reason to play my GLP." (That's my student/the eldest hoodlum.)

I'm glad you enjoyed it. Do you play?

[–] crazy_eyes 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

That sounds fucking great! I love the way you play slash's parts! EH was fucking rocking it tonight too! Fucking Awesome!

[–] TheBuddha [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

"Thank you, crazy!"

I'm glad ya liked it. I enjoy ripping out a good GnR song now and then. I'm pretty sure you once accused me of having Slash chained up in my basement!

[–] COF 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

You definitely earn an honorary top hat for that one. And the young ladies are as strong and tight as ever. I've heard a snippet of you doing Axel so you should do the vocal track on one of these GnR songs. Very nice work, all!

[–] TheBuddha [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Pfffttt... I play better than Slash! (Not really.)

EH: Thank you! It wasn't too hard. I just learned it this week.

J: Not here to comment. Strangely enough, I believe she's staying at the missus' house tonight. I'm sure she'd say thanks, however.

She's reaching the point where she's able to more rapidly learn stuff. She's been putting her hours in.

[–] csuiter 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Lets try this again .... A song I wrote called I'm Your Man https://soundcloud.com/carl-suiter/im-your-man-original-song-by

[–] TheBuddha [S] 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Man, if we ever do a musical goat gathering, I want to play lead over that.

[–] COF 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

If @MrHarryReems ever gets enough down time, he needs to figure out a collaborative file transfer system. It's been talked about before but somebody said anybody could do it but nobody has.

[–] csuiter 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I would like that very much Buddha

[–] crazy_eyes 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

We do one every Friday!

[–] SandHog 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I want to hear that!

[–] NancyNY2 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Sexy damn voice..

[–] csuiter 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Thank you NancyNY2

[–] Vrblpollushin 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I'd love to hear this with a blistering Roadhouse lead over it. Good job!

[–] facepaint 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Excellent beat. I love your voice.

The song is totally beta.

[–] csuiter 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Thank you facepaint

[–] Nadeshda 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

A submission a request was placed tonight here: https://voat.co/v/guitar/3155720/17992287

So I took a chance and recorded it on the quick. I hope you all enjoy it. @thebuddha suggested I let everyone know that I did it and not hide it in a comment reply.

So here you go lovely people of Voat!

Mad World Rendition by a goat on Voat: https://instaud.io/3xTm

Thanks @RAW_UNCENSORED_FACTS, @not_saying_a_thing for giving me the opportunity to sing this song.

[–] MadWorld 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

@Crensch, @kevdude, @PeaceSeeker, @PuttItOut, see parent for the amazing @Nadeshda.

[–] Nadeshda 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Your name couldn’t be more appropriate if you tried... dude, seriously man... I hear your pager from here, it’s going wild... lol

tomatoes are red and so am I, the end! :P

[–] kevdude 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

@Nadeshda is my spirit animal.

[–] PeaceSeeker 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Ha! Yeah this is great, Nadeshda!

[–] LegalPERSON 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Beautiful rendition Desh!

[–] Nadeshda 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Aw it was a quick one but I am super excited I got it to work, seriously I think I ran through it once complete, it is a bit low in tone and I had to work on getting the transition to the chorus right as I wasn’t hitting it right the first time...

[–] Mustard_of_puppets 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

That was awesome, I don't really know the original song except in passing, but maybe I'll learn it and do it with some Mustardy raspy anger, next week I think I can work with it.

I do really like the voat versions lyrics, they did a great job with it. And you did a great job with it too.

[–] crazy_eyes 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Good evening to all you tie wearing fools! This week I got a fresh new song for you all thats never been hears anywhere besides here at my house. I have this goof friend of mine that has these sayings that he says every single time we get drunk together. He's been saying these things for years. I always thought that some of his sayings would make good lyrics. So I took and wrote down as many as I could find and mashed them all together into a song. I'm going to have him sing it, but since I havent been home most of the week and havent seen him for a couple weeks now, you get me singing it tonight. He may want to change some words here or there when he hears it, or even add something to it, I don't know, he hasn't heard it yet. I think he's going to like it though. I will rerecord all of it at some point when I can get him to sing and add a bitching guitar solo. But for demo purposes this should work for now.

Let Your Freak Flag Fly

If you can't understand me I will include the lyrics

I want to go to a hill with all my friends and get drunk and get high,

while a rock band blows our ear drums! i let my freak flag fly!

I got a ticket in my pocket and my black t shirt on

that says rock 'n' roll on it and i'm ready for fun

you cant put a price on comfort

if you got a chip and a chair

no you cant put a price on comfort

if as you got a chip and a chair

you're still in the game

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

are we still friends

can we talk in confidence

we got confirmation and a courtesy call

strategically planned

are you still my friend?

you and I never went to a gig on a hill together

im heading to the hill where the bands are gonna blow

im heading to the hill everybody's gonna go

im heading to the hill everyone is gonna go

we all know that the lead guitar man's gonna steal the show

sweet!!!

i'll drink enough to keep the brewery working second shift

I'll drink enough to keep the brewery working third shift

when im done drinking i might need to have you give me a lift

you're never fully dressed till you're wearing a smile

never fully fully dressed till you're wearing a smile

Thanks for being my friend today

we're not deprived

it's been a minute since i been to a gig

it's been a minute since i been to a gig

i got happy feet, are you kidding me

no mistakes

If 1 is good 2 gotta be better

if 1 is good two has got to be better

put your work boots on,

that'll hurt ya

got to watch out for that love word

I want to go to a hill with all my friends and get drunk and then get high,

while a rock band blows our ear drums! i let my freak flag fly!

I got a ticket in my pocket and my black t shirt on

that says rock 'n' roll on it and i'm ready for fun

[–] csuiter 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Great stuff crazy_eyes ... makes me wanna fly my freak flag .... it's been a while

[–] crazy_eyes 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Thanks csuiter! My buddy is the kind of guy who only drinks about twice a month, but when he does he goes all out and ends up drinking like 40 or 50 cans of beer!

[–] TheBuddha [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I like it!

[–] crazy_eyes 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Thank you!

[–] SandHog 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Man what a fantastic idea for a song. I have a friend just like that lol. That was cool as hell.

[–] crazy_eyes 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Thanks! Its hilarious that you have a friend that does that! Do they share some sayings with my friend?

[–] Nadeshda 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Oh good Lord that was so much fun, you have no idea my one kid is like Mister bean, the song started the shoulders started going up and down and crazy limbs flying every where doing pure craziness in dance. Seriously the other kids started rolling all over the floor, you know there is consequences to including kids listening to mooosic like this, lol...

The kids say; Very funny Crazy Eyes, that was hilarious and rocking. Write more songs! :D

This had a great rhythm and was sooo much fun!

[–] crazy_eyes 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

It is a toe tapper!

I don't mean to corrupt your children!

[–] Mustard_of_puppets 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

I just banged this one out, it's a little more my style, I think I fucked up once or twice maybe but who cares.

Here is For Fiona by No Use For A Name https://instaud.io/3xTz

[–] LegalPERSON 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Man I miss Tony Sly. Have you heard the Nofx song I’m So Sorry Tony? Damn near made me cry the first time I heard it

[–] Mustard_of_puppets 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Ya, man that song still breaks me up, Fat Mike outdid himself on that one, I'd love to know how many takes it took him to get through it though.

I still can't bring myself to watch tonys last live show on youtube, I've tried several times but just can't do it.

[–] SandHog 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Nice. You outta write a song about that old fellow who comes to watch you ice fish because he can't go out on the ice anymore. Probably something neat to be mined there in a minor key.

[–] Mustard_of_puppets 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

That's a greta idea and I think I probably copuld write about that, I have trouble writing lyrics about myself, but I could empathize with him and write about it probably.

[–] Nadeshda 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Oooh, love it when you are banging away...haha never thought I would say that but you know what I mean dude :) your singing, sound and playing off the cuff is cool! Thanks for sharing, waiting for my fish jerky recipe ;)

[–] Mustard_of_puppets 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Thanks I had fun with this one.

I'm hoping for another pike before I make the jerky, this weekend is the last weekend of walleye so we gotta see how that goes first. if I don't get another pike I can do a pike vs beef jerky thing and buy a cut of cheap beef

[–] TheBuddha [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I remember that song.

[–] Mustard_of_puppets 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

It is a great song, The singer Tony Sly RIP, was a master songwriter. They were an amazing band.

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