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[–] Sippio 0 points 63 points (+63|-0) ago 

That triumphant look she has at the end. "This is the greatest moment of my life. I just scored a professional football goal naked. I know I'm about to be arrested. I don't care. Nothing in my life will top this moment."

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[–] Chance 1 point 45 points (+46|-1) ago 

And it's entirely worth it. Some people go their entire bland, boring life without ever getting a single story like this. She really with remember that day and story for as long as she lives.

People should go outside. Do shit. Live a little.

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[–] Link1299 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago  (edited ago)

people need to learn that breaking the rules can be a good thing

so long as there is no permanent damage or murder on your hands

actually. I've head stories from veterans, killing a man still makes for a memorable story.

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[–] IdSay 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

"grandma, tell us how you took 20 cocks again"

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[–] Dereliction 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

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[–] Iforgotmy_other_acct 1 point 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

I went hunting for coyotes last week.

Didn't get one, though. I'm still very new.

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[–] Subtenko ago 

Right on! This is priceless!

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[–] Tb0n3 0 points 30 points (+30|-0) ago 

I do believe this was edited.

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[–] 4850056? 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

It's an attempt to make a viral video by a marketing group, as I recall.

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[–] scottsacco 1 point -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

So there was no kids in the arena, and the one in a million odds just went her way?

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[–] tryingthisout ago 

NOOOOOOOOOOO

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[–] Subtenko 2 points -1 points (+1|-2) ago 

Shut up your ruining the moment!

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[–] ratsmack 1 point 5 points (+6|-1) ago  (edited ago)

You can look, but don't touch... but you can touch yourself if you want.

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[–] Javik2186 [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

That needs to be a rule of law. "28th Amendment: Congress shall make no law to abridge the right of men to view, but don't touch...unless yourelf in public."

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[–] Subtenko 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Theres plenty of crackhead videos you'll find with that around :) Wait, why you making that face? xD

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[–] 4846897? 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Naked streakers make the best streakers.

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[–] twentyfive ago 

I wanted to streak once but was told it wasn't appropriate. Bitch xwife, and screw this asshole kid.

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[–] Lord_ThunderCunt ago 

Did I miss something? Isn't all streaking naked streaking?

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[–] WhiteRonin 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Could this be one of the best goals of all time?!?

Besides being completely naked (shoes??), a female, non-professional probably and picking up the pass!

Look at the goalies face!

Lol

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[–] luckyguy 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I don't think a woman wearing no shoes would produce a shot that powerful. Hate to break it to you but his is edited.

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[–] Subtenko ago 

idk it depends..... especially from certain parts in africa where they dont have shoes and play soccer.

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[–] WhiteRonin ago 

Ugh ... You probably are right :-(

Well, it was a good dream!

As for a barefoot woman being able to kick that far. It could happen. The ball bounced once so it wasn't that powerful therefore an adult woman could have done that since I've seen a lot of 12 year old boys making that kind of shot.

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[–] WhiteRonin ago  (edited ago)

I don't think the goalie really realized what was happening ...

After watching again the defensive guy was like wooh waht??? And didn't slide. I can't blame him on that ;-)

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[–] the-gerbil-in-my-bum 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

count it twice

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[–] draaaak 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

So, does the goal count?

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[–] Notaxation ago 

No one should have a problem with this.

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