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Haha, thanks! I do keep a record of my dreams (which are close to that level of sense-making); maybe a few of those'll interest you:
Mad-max-esque female companion of Shrek chasing a car, in a dune buggy, with me also in a dune buggy, while she backstabbed another drug-dealing female companion of Shrek over the phone.
The more your fart trumpeted and more pieces you broke into, the healthier you were. I warthogged, broke in half. ( "warthogged" came from the dream, FWIW; it means a low, baritone, flapping, wet fart.)
A lady wore 600lb cucumbers on her head and cats. How she explained this behavior: "If I had a roof my chefs would leave me (because then the cucumbers wouldn't be able to fit in the house, so she wouldn't have them, and the chefs would have no reason to stay around)."
Trying to get images to show as labels in 3D graph-based on excel pivot table with 1 shared axis.
I was a young girl looking to be married in an Indian cave lagoon. A soldier from Paraguay used me to bring drugs into the country.
Helping the Triad launder cocaine with powdered coffee and orange gumdrops. Quality dipped, I could not tell, and then they injected me.
Walking down street to League of Legends waving a ruler, black guy asked me to knead him. Said no, got pushed.
I'd love to have a compendium of these someday, but I'd need an illustrator...
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[–] SpottyMatt 1 point 4 points 5 points (+5|-1) ago
Like this showerthought I had, which I still think was a great post.
[–] demi_god_dylan [S] 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) ago
You sir, are a scholar. Please write a book.
[–] SpottyMatt 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) ago (edited ago)
Haha, thanks! I do keep a record of my dreams (which are close to that level of sense-making); maybe a few of those'll interest you:
I'd love to have a compendium of these someday, but I'd need an illustrator...
[–] Chiefpacman 3 points -3 points 0 points (+0|-3) ago
Lol!
Downvoted for uniformity. Hope that's okay. I like it, I just want it to remain as is.
[–] demi_god_dylan [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
No its not ok. Your OCD has become a problem.