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[–] Aaaron 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

I'm amazed if she thought anything other than the actual outcome was going to happen.

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[–] PraiseIPU 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

Heavy =more momentum

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[–] Aaaron 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Heavy equals more momentum only if the added mass doesn't affect the velocity too much. If you trade mass for velocity then your momentum remains the same.

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[–] ofwgkta1991 1 points 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

Yo Mama is so fat, she uses Route66 for a slip and slide...

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[–] 2979618? 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

...her shadow weighs five pounds...

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[–] Kleyno 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I would argue that it was more a poor understanding of the laws of physics, that proved to be her downfall.

If she had of started with a greater amount of thrust, then her forward momentum may have been sufficient to carry her on to her goal.

But hey, maybe she wanted to side plant the paddling pool. I dunno.

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[–] TARS_WORK 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I think you would need the Saturn V for the amount of thrust you're talking about.

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[–] jeegte12 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Physics aren't going to help you out if you don't know what you're doing

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[–] Firinmahlazer 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Like a fat seal trying to slide into the ocean

*I guess I could just say seal because they can weigh up to 290 lbs.

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[–] TARS_WORK 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Meanwhile, there's one happy orca waiting just offshore thinking JACKPOT!

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[–] arrjayjee 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

The laws of physics include calories in - calories out, so I'd agree with the title.

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[–] WhiteRonin 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

The dirt ... Ouch!

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[–] 2979624? 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I get the feeling that she isn't used to moving quickly.

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[–] gnoxy 2 points 0 points (+2|-2) ago 

This looks like a fun way to get someone fat to run up hills. If the pool is just moved a few feet under the ramp she might be fuckable in 2 years.