[–] Scruffy_Nerfherder 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

I'd say she would suffer from brain freeze but...

[–] weredawg 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

But she's blonde?

[–] haveanupgoat 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Incorrect. Her hair was dyed. She clearly had dark roots.

[–] ScreaminMime 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

She's a keeper!

[–] SyriansFuckCorpses 2 points 4 points (+6|-2) ago 

We can't know that for sure yet. We'd need to see pics of her cornhole to make that decision

[–] Fuckyounigger 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

We don’t want roast beef

[–] TekJax 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Or how about the lips on her face?

Plastic surgery on the face gets a no from me dog, but she looks like she stays in shape.

[–] GIIOST 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

Nah, she's had way to much practice. Unless it was with one man...

[–] SpiritExpedition 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

No need to make everything dirty. Jew media did that to everything and now "family friendly" is an ever shrinking counter culture. Cut the porn and you'll start seeing county fairs in this gif instead of jewish programming.

[–] Zestyclose_Marketing 4 points -3 points (+1|-4) ago  (edited ago)

She ate (((Ice Cream))). I would say that she needs some redpills

[–] unlimitedrulebook 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

That is going to really hurt in a few seconds

[–] ardvarcus 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

She's had practice.

[–] Themooninthesky 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

New title.

The perfect woman doesn’t exi.......

[–] 18867815? 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

If your criteria for perfect woman is a slut who can throat a cock, you're living in paradise and haven't realized it.

[–] marchmelo88 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

This is how to eat the ice cream when u r hungry

[–] makeimpact 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Her husband is very lucky.

[–] Diarrhea_Van_Frank 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

husband

Lmao

[–] Itsdone63 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

What is this, amateur hour?