[–] GoddammitMrNoodle 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Jaws vs. a whale. Spoiler: the whale wins.

[–] FridayJones 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

We're gonna need a bigger shark.

[–] iLuvJews 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

That's why they call them killer whales.

[–] Boosted 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

First time I've seen a whale riding a shark.

[–] FridayJones 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Huge

As

Earth's

Satellite

[–] Grospoliner 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

That really puts the term "Full Moon" in a disturbing light.

[–] Teutonic-Pride 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Happy honk... sad honk... ;.(

[–] Deplorablepoetry 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

That’s how whale sharks are made

[–] Ezekiel_Balderdash 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

"Whale destroys shark" would be a better title.

[–] ardvarcus 2 points 1 points (+3|-2) ago 

She's not really all that fat ... maybe 260 or so. The ride didn't look like it was fastened down to its framework.

[–] Laurentius_the_pyro 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

260 is not "not that fat"

if she lost 60 pounds she'd still be fat.

[–] Ina_Pickle 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

When did 260 become "not that fat"? 😐 that is at least 120 pounds overweight.

[–] meow_cow 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

That's enough to be morbidly obese.

[–] bibleisplagiarized 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

so... how fat are you?

[–] ShelleySluts 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Blubbers the Shark Killer.