[–] Warnos44 0 points 48 points (+48|-0) ago 

That thing looked like it had intentions of biting him as it came in the fucking door!

"Fucking humans. I'm going to bite the fuck out of the first one I see!"

[–] Yuke 1 points 13 points (+14|-1) ago 

It had no intention of biting until he screamed like a faggot. Then it was maybe like...

"Oh, this place is cool, nice smooth floor, nice and cool, it feels fucking sweet on my belly... I like it....agh! WTF! Faggot! I'ma bite the shit out of you! Fuck! fuck! Oh fuck the faggot got me...I'ma die of aids...goodbye cruel world!"

[–] drstrangegov 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Screamed like a faggot? A faggot would have cried and stood on a chair. Dude HANDLED it.

[–] thedayismine 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago  (edited ago)

"they're more afraid of you than you are of them!" fuck snakes, I don't know if that one was venomous or not but damn that thing saw the human and wanted to attack it. What kind of non-venomous snakes are that aggressive though?

[–] Revelations2_9 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

There are no aggressive snakes. Non-venomous snakes flee, venomous snakes will usually try to stand their ground. This is a scenario of mistaken identity, as stupid as that sounds. Snakes are very simple animals.

[–] Barbarian 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Muslim snake.

[–] fuckingpasswordsman 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

The snake of peace!

[–] agodgavemethisland 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Mossad talmud snake.

[–] collateral_damage 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

That's out of character for a snake. They normally stay away from humans & only attack if threatened.

[–] CrustyBeaver52 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

You think you had a bad day?

I just stopped in for one stop service, and suddenly this guy is stomping the shit out of me.

[–] DirectPressure 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

Notice how he was walking? Probably shit his pants.

[–] GumbyTM 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

I was going to say it's probably because of his giant balls but this vid may be from Thailand so it may also be because she has giant balls.

[–] Revised 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Probably.

But he recovered nicely.

[–] DoomCracker 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Looked like an orangutang walk.

[–] CatsControlTheEU 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Fairly certain his left leg is injured, not from the snake, just in general.

[–] YugeDick 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Couldn't make it to the street in time.

[–] combatveteran 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Snake was like "fuck your optics, Im going in."

[–] 278748 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

nice stomp

[–] ScreaminMime 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I think I would had stood up and applied all my weight to it's head if I managed to pin it to the floor like Porkie Chan.

[–] yewotm8 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

The chair made it easier for him to reach down and grab it by the skull though, one situation where sitting actually gave an advantage

[–] goatboy 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Said the snake to the brave young lad:

"You knew what I was when you picked me up. Now let me eat the rats, spiders, and vermin. You don't have the stomach for it and can't fit in their hiding places."

[–] iLuvJews 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

That sounds deep.

Is that out of a chinese poem or something?

[–] goatboy 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Navajo

[–] varialus 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Just don't stick your snake anywhere where it might catch an STD, lol!

[–] JeffreyMcMillinface 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

That snake was a dick.

[–] DongBei 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Country boy knew how to deal with the fucker

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