[–] jewish_nigger_faggot 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Oof

[–] CrustyBeaver52 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

God is like, fuck this guy.

[–] Guy_Justsome 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

"Ya dropped yer beer, bro; that'll costya three ribs and a spleen-haw-haw." -God

[–] elitch2 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Damn. Dude was going ~30km/hr straight into a pole.

I can relate.

[–] Mjazz 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

That must have knocked the wind out of him. Probably couldn't even swim.

[–] ardvarcus 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.

[–] YoHomie 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Schedenfreude at its best. Wanna get cocky? Have a stiff one.

[–] 1m0n2U 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Think he saved the beer or did it sink below the water never to be recovered?

Yeah, probably stuck in the sand never to be recovered.