[–] Cain 1 points 30 points (+31|-1) ago 

Man constantly alert to his surroundings saves oblivious bitch only concerned with the constant flow of words from her own mouth. What are the chances she even said "Thank You"?

[–] ScannerDarkly 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

The car would have missed her regardless of the man. He saved his own ass.

[–] Firevine 0 points 28 points (+28|-0) ago 

Fucks sake, she's so fat that inertia caused her to barely move. Find someone skinnier dude. The driver would be fucked if he hit her instead of the pole.

[–] Taiaha 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Obeast landed on his leg, he's cripple now.

[–] Gopherurself 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Obeast added to the Android dict

[–] TSQUINT 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I feel like I see a lot of decent looking dudes dating fat women these days.

[–] 15863673? 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

She probably would have exploded

[–] con77 1 points 21 points (+22|-1) ago 

does she know shes dating spider man?

[–] ExpertShitposter 1 points 20 points (+21|-1) ago 

More like flash.

FLASH! Aaaaaa-A-A!!

[–] 0fsgivin 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Savior of the Universe!

[–] truthhurts09 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

You mean like this.

[–] Synti 2 points 2 points (+4|-2) ago 

she knows she's dating "The Flash" but for unrelated reasons to this clip...

[–] Its_over_9000 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I was just thinking she probably gave him shit later for moving his own body out of the way first.

[–] UrCoolerOlderBrother 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I was thinkn the same. You are either married or u have a girlfriend. Either way u have a girl in ur life. Because you know how insidious their thoughts are.

[–] con77 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

In my opinion the guy has hero reflexes

[–] MrBateman 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago  (edited ago)

The girl's only reaction was to put her arms in front of her face. By the time the car already past she still hadn't physically moved away from it. The guy was already partially on the other side of her.

[–] Rotteuxx 0 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago 

The guy was already partially on the other side of her.

It does take some initial momentum for a small guy to change the trajectory of such a large object.

[–] MrBateman 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Since she wasn't planning on moving he might as well used her to propel himself even farther. She'd have barely moved for every amount he moved.

[–] middle_path 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I somehow doubt most people would have the reflexes or awareness that guy had, male or female.

[–] SayTan 1 points 13 points (+14|-1) ago 

Dude saved his bitch.

[–] Swo1e 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

Watch where her feet are when the car enters the frame. She wouldn't have been hit either way.

[–] Deplorablepoetry 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Ya agree. car was moving so FAST they did fuck-all to evade...or maybe just a shuffle..

That car is moving! I’m guessing 60 mph

[–] ScreaminMime 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Saved her purse though, it totally would had been ripped out of his hand!

[–] Gopherurself 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

True

[–] SoldDownRiver 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

He better have got a good blowjob that night

[–] Deplorablepoetry 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Is there such a thing as a bad blow job?

Have you met my wife?

[–] TheAntiZealot 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

If you've never had a "bad" blowjob, you haven't lived!

[–] thantik 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Blowjobs had better have been on tap for the next fucking week. At least.

[–] Justwhiteofcenter 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I think if you obviously save someone's life, you get lifetime blowjobs.

[–] chubsta 3 points 9 points (+12|-3) ago  (edited ago)

white priviledge - some poor nigger probably died trying to steal that car to get to college and shit

[–] Deplorablepoetry 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Darwin approves of their future offspring AND God loves them......, facts are facts...

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