[–] SyriansFuckCorpses 0 points 30 points (+30|-0) ago  (edited ago)

How did he make it to adulthood?

[–] NassTee 1 points 13 points (+14|-1) ago 

My bet is helicopter parenting.

[–] lord_nougat 1 points 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

His parents are ATTACK HELICOPTERS!

[–] steak_hunt_tea 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Can confirm. I am a helicopter parent. I didn't know any better; just wanted to keep my boy safe in this fucked up world of niggers of various types.

[–] drakesdoom2 1 points 16 points (+17|-1) ago 

If it wasn't on camera no one would believe he is that stupid. I think this is an insurance scam.

[–] lord_nougat 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

It is always a pleasure to watch a professional performing his duties. This kind of expert level dexterity and skill is truly impressive.

[–] 160065002 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Mexican, he was mexican

[–] klobos 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I was going to say, an idiot, a boat, and a forklift was a better title. But I've upgraded it to a taco, a boat, and a forklift.

[–] 202PANIC 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Clark Griswold.

[–] Surgical_Slit 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I've had days like that

[–] FSHLLtOW 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

That's why most mexicans, around here anyway, stick to picking fruit and busing tables! That's about all they can handle.

[–] Simonsaysgoat 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Somebody smoked a joint before work haha

[–] con77 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

came here to say that

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