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True story: Was a bouncer in a strip club. One night, leaving work, me, another bouncer, one of the dancers, and (((the dj))) were shooting the shit. The dancer starts throwing loose change at (((the dj))) and yelling "makin' it hail on the Jews" and he replies "Not sure if you're aware, but my people love money... so thank you."
I lean over and whisper to the other bouncer "You notice he's not picking up the pennies," and without hesitation, he says "I think the copper burns their skin."
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[–] PistonVinegar 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
True story: Was a bouncer in a strip club. One night, leaving work, me, another bouncer, one of the dancers, and (((the dj))) were shooting the shit. The dancer starts throwing loose change at (((the dj))) and yelling "makin' it hail on the Jews" and he replies "Not sure if you're aware, but my people love money... so thank you."
I lean over and whisper to the other bouncer "You notice he's not picking up the pennies," and without hesitation, he says "I think the copper burns their skin."