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Canadian here.. we have 1 & 2 dollar coins. One of my favourite things to do is go to a public bathroom, lock the door, turn off the water, flush the toilets then crazy glue coins in the toilet bowl... turn the water back on and flush and leave.
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I have been gluing change to the ground for 30+ years. This gif is the payoff...thanks!!
Look at how he scurries directionless after he drops his hat reminded me of this quote from I think Jesus:
"The Jew is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Jew and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”
True story: Was a bouncer in a strip club. One night, leaving work, me, another bouncer, one of the dancers, and (((the dj))) were shooting the shit. The dancer starts throwing loose change at (((the dj))) and yelling "makin' it hail on the Jews" and he replies "Not sure if you're aware, but my people love money... so thank you."
I lean over and whisper to the other bouncer "You notice he's not picking up the pennies," and without hesitation, he says "I think the copper burns their skin."
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[–] gramman74 0 points 30 points 30 points (+30|-0) ago
Dropped his jew hat
[–] Mustard_Monkey 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
Hat of Hermes. http://www.fossilizedcustoms.com/kipa.html
[–] Yuke 0 points 25 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago
Holy shit. Best thing I've seen in ages.
Maybe this is something we could do as a larp, glue money to the floor near certain 'big nose' areas and film it? Oh the lulz we could have.
[–] Deplorablepoetry 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Try glueing a used-up gift card to a sidewalk anywhere. Card says $50, there is maybe a dime left on it.
I’ve done it before in front of my apartment, then go back up and sit on the balcony laughing!
[–] prairie 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Brilliant. Glue it with the numbers showing, so people will spend a few minutes trying to spend it online with their phone.
[–] NeverRealNames 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Start gluing in New Jersey, and end in Brooklyn. It's like a literal rat trap to them.
[–] Attheendofmyrpoe 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Canadian here.. we have 1 & 2 dollar coins. One of my favourite things to do is go to a public bathroom, lock the door, turn off the water, flush the toilets then crazy glue coins in the toilet bowl... turn the water back on and flush and leave.
[–] Cleanhobo ago (edited ago)
Did this in high school constantly. Better than TV.
[–] WORF_MOTORBOATS_TROI 0 points 16 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago
He's so quick to grab it before one of the children see it
[–] Simpleusername 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago (edited ago)
I have been gluing change to the ground for 30+ years. This gif is the payoff...thanks!!
Look at how he scurries directionless after he drops his hat reminded me of this quote from I think Jesus:
"The Jew is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Jew and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”
[–] PistonVinegar 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
True story: Was a bouncer in a strip club. One night, leaving work, me, another bouncer, one of the dancers, and (((the dj))) were shooting the shit. The dancer starts throwing loose change at (((the dj))) and yelling "makin' it hail on the Jews" and he replies "Not sure if you're aware, but my people love money... so thank you."
I lean over and whisper to the other bouncer "You notice he's not picking up the pennies," and without hesitation, he says "I think the copper burns their skin."
[–] Greasy 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Not sure why a GIF of this everyday occurrence was submitted to Vo... Ohhhh I get it.
[–] gazillions 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Oh Ohhh.
That's hilarious.
[–] PraiseIPU 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Fake and gay.
Every jew from birth knows how to grab shekels without losing thebjew hat.
You know why the jew hat is so small? Saves money.