[–] bluntripkin 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

thats just fucked up

[–] NassTee 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

If it could fly better it wouldn't have needed to bail out.

[–] WeekendBaker 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Pilot chickened out

[–] TheBuddha 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Chickens can fly. Trust me. It's a long story, but I had a spy chicken that turned out to actually be a tree chicken.

[–] drstrangegov 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

That's actually some impressive technical know how. All to encourage a chicken to fly.

[–] Frankenblock 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Roosters need to learn humility