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[–] GumbyTM 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I'm thinking 'road kill fish' is a bit of a regulatory black hole.

[–] Mustard_of_puppets 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

probably, but for no good reason, running salmon are zombie fish anyways, literally the walking dead.

[–] olltre 2 points 7 points (+9|-2) ago 

dont be a cuck

[–] BumFightChamp 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

You can use nets

[–] nospyingpls 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

They are spawning. Zombie fish, you wouldn't want it.

[–] TypicalVoaters 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

why wouldnt you want to eat it?

[–] Dial_Indicator 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

exactly what i thought

[–] swasagon 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

I live in the UK, that is literally like watching small bars of gold swim across the road. God i love salmon.

[–] BillyLuath 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Those are pinks: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pink_salmon

They don't taste like what you are used to.

Pretty good canned, though.

[–] WORF_MOTORBOATS_TROI 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

How are they different?

[–] kcamstar 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

They're good smoked too.

[–] Fenrir-1488 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Why did they cross the road though?

[–] Pronebone45 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Uh, to get to the otherside. Obviously.

Im sorry, its getting late, best I could muster.

[–] doginventer 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

To get laid and die, actually.

No idea what the chicken’s excuse is though.

[–] aLegoInYourShoe 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Got 4 minutes and want to learn something about salmon?

[–] TheAntiZealot 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Fucking, awesome. Thanks!

I love people so much: took down 17 dams and refitted others. I am sure we are smart enough to control the flow of water and still let the salmon thrive!

[–] olltre 3 points -3 points (+0|-3) ago 

to get to the other side dipshit.....

[–] kcamstar 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

I thought we were having a friendly conversation here.

[–] Spud4ever 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Quick, why did the fish cross the road ?

Answer : To spawn on the other side !

[–] TheWorstImaginable 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

This is probably a really bad idea right? They're going to be stranded in that field probably.

[–] Lemongarb 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago  (edited ago)

It is normal. There are actually signs that say "Salmon crossing."

[–] andrew_white_forever 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

incredible

[–] Laurentius_the_pyro 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

huh, don't see that every day.

[–] Mustard_of_puppets 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

once a year maybe twice.

[–] derram 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

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