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[–] GumbyTM 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

His failed attempts left skid marks in the road.

My failed attempts would have left them in my shorts.

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[–] SIayfire122 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

My failed attempts would have left meat skids on the road.