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[–] My_Name_is_Not_Sure 0 points 49 points (+49|-0) ago 

So many things going on here that made me say “What the fuck!?”

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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Really?

It all looked pretty much perfectly normal to me,

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[–] Broc_Lia 0 points 34 points (+34|-0) ago 

  • Why was the car explosive

  • Why did he try to get back into the flaming vehicle

  • After he realised it was on fire, why did it take him so long to get out again

  • After he got out, what the hell was he doing with his hands?

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[–] midnightblue1335 1 points 63 points (+64|-1) ago  (edited ago)

I remember this story:

The nigger had a mobile meth lab in his vehicle. If you find the video clip with the audio, you can hear him say "I'm 'bout to blow ya'll up!" or "I'ma set my ass on fiyah!" as he's getting into the car, it's hilarious. I forget what ignited the explosion- like the nigger used a lighter or something- but this was 100% intentional on behalf of the nigger.

He is clearly on meth- look at how his first thought after being engulfed in flames is "I gotta drive outta here befo dem popo oppress me!" but physiology overpowers this and he starts freaking out.

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[–] Broc_Lia 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

That's even weirder than I expected. Thanks for filling me in.

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[–] 14747500? 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Shieeeet I got me a muhfuggin meth lab on wheels yo.

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[–] asabove 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

It looked like he was getting tased from the passenger side. Which made him dance in the fire for a while before the juice ran out.

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[–] kammmmak 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Top notch assessment. Thank you.

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[–] 6gorillion 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

1 - ? 2 - ? 3 - ? 4 - I think he was getting tased, but it's possibly the same answer as questions 1-3

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[–] Broc_Lia 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

So did the cops set up a bait car with tasers and explosives? I don't think there was any angle for shooting him with a taser gun.

If so that's hilarious, but I'm glad I don't live in their town.

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[–] pissoffmonasdas 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Drugs like the other guy said for the first three, but have you ever suffered serious burns? He was likely flailing in pain, his mind (what little there was of it) completely overwhelmed and unable to cope. I would bet he had no conscious thoughts at that point.

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[–] Broc_Lia 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I've burned myself before and my first reaction was to get the hell away from the fire.

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[–] MrShekelstein 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

After he realised it was on fire, why did it take him so long to get out again

tazed by the cop probably.

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[–] ExpertShitposter 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

DROP THE FIRE, AND KEEP YOUR HANDS ON THE STEERING WHEEL!!!!!!!!!!

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[–] draaaak 3 points 3 points (+6|-3) ago 

My theory:

  • Dude got tased while sitting in the car, his shitty nigger car had some sort of fuel leak, and was filled with gasoline vapors. He couldn't really get out of the car because he was being tased, and danced around all funny after getting out because he was still being tased.

Alternate theory, but similar to the first:

  • The taser barb pierced a bic lighter on the perp, causing rapid decompression of the butane contained in the lighter, and the electrical shock from the taser ignited the butane. The rest is the same as the first theory.

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[–] midnightblue1335 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

There was a meth lab in the vehicle. I don't recall if the nigger set the fire himself, but in the video where there is audio he says something like "I'ma blow ya'll up" as he's entering the car; that indicates it was intentional IMO.

If a taser was deployed, it's possible the spark could've ignited the fumes coming from the meth equipment.

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[–] stradian 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I'ma blow ya'll up

And he forgot he left the windows down, so the gasses would fumigate out harmlessly. He also forgot that he would to have the gases needed to be under pressure to make a fuel air bomb.

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[–] ptr55 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Friend, what kind of fucking bic lighters do they make in your home town? It's a meth lab.

Bic lighter explosion. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5VHaVplbas

Now maybe 500 of them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pu36TEapcVw

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[–] draaaak 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

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[–] draaaak 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Meth lab? In his car? I guess that's possible, and definitely flammable.

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[–] seattlethrowaway 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

First, get high as fuck. Next, cause problems and get the cops involved. Be sure to set off some sort of gas explosion (probably butane). Believe you're on fire and act like you think you would act of you were actually on fire (you're high as fuck, remember). Escape to the front of the car and get tazed.

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[–] midnightblue1335 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

His vehicle had a meth lab in it. That's what caused the explosion. If you can find the clip with audio, the nigger says something like "I'ma set yo ass on fiyah!" just as he's getting into the car, them WHOOSH explosion. It's hilarious.

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[–] Holonomic 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

First: be a nigger

*That fixes everything

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[–] lord_nougat 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

CASE DISMISSED!

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[–] Kooshed 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I started coughing from laughing too hard

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[–] derram 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

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[–] SegFault 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

>when the car is on fire but you have already started your "enterCar" animation.

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