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[–] jackthebutholeripper 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

kudos to that lifeguard, damn. sounds like he's got enough balls for the both of them

[–] SpottyMatt 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

He had been swimming in a deeper area where signs had been posted warning of shark attacks.

Figured it was either that, or he tried to fuck it. Stupid games, stupid prizes…

[–] thelma 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Just like Patton....I'm seeing a pattern here.