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[–] jackthebutholeripper 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

kudos to that lifeguard, damn. sounds like he's got enough balls for the both of them

[–] SpottyMatt 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

He had been swimming in a deeper area where signs had been posted warning of shark attacks.

Figured it was either that, or he tried to fuck it. Stupid games, stupid prizes…

[–] thelma 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Just like Patton....I'm seeing a pattern here.

[–] jackthebutholeripper 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Would you guys kill yourselves if you lost your dick? I think I would

[–] rndmvar 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I think the 70% post-op transgender suicide rate proves that handily too.
No dick. No life.

[–] chags 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago  (edited ago)

I ain't click that shit.

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[–] chags 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

(Him). After the shark are his dick.

[–] truthbeloathed 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

So you don't swim in the ocean?

[–] chags 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

No, it sucks. It's salty and full of dick eating sharks.

[–] DakotaJane 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

@henrycorp has done that, and he had it stuffed and mounted on his bike seat.

[–] Food_Stamp 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Femoral artery, he's dead.

[–] KosherHiveKicker 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Yes. You got to give the Lifeguard and First Responders credit for even getting him to the ER alive.

[–] fuckfacemcgee 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Just fucking kill me.

[–] thelma 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

Hardly NSFW ... I work in a shark-attack-dick-reattachment-division.

[–] MinorLeakage 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Gross.