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[–] smittieaj 2 points 12 points (+14|-2) ago  (edited ago)

Pro tip: If a woman says "I'm not in the mood", then don't react in any way. Instead, calmly put on your clothes, grab your keys, and hop in the car. Next, disappear from her life for a few hours, or a night, or a week depending upon the stubbornness of the woman. Remain gone and silent until she is worried that you have left her, or cheated, or had that threesome with a midget and a nun like you always wanted. When you return and she asks where you were, and what you were doing, just say "I went out." From then on, you should no longer have to deal with her mood when deciding if now is the time for sex.

[–] voats4goats 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Take her out to a really fancy dinner. Tell her to get anything she likes. Get whatever you want.

Check time comes tell her "You get it, im not in the mood"

[–] Food_Stamp 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Man thats a lot of work when the pussy is right there for the taking...

[–] smittieaj 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Nah, it's nice. You take a little break, have a few drinks, and then come back and get laid like bricks for years.

[–] ScreaminMime 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

Cool movie brah, IRL you come home with all your shit thrown in the street and a divorce attorney giving you the option to sign the deed over in her name or go to jail for the shiny eye that suddenly appeared on her face.

[–] VoatsNewfag 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

You shouldn't marry someone who will frame you for a crime just because you were driving around the block out of frustration.

[–] CowboyXero 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Heh. Good luck proving I was the one that did it. If I went out, goddamn right I'm going to have plenty of ammo to shoot fifty fucking caliber holes called Reasonable Goddamn Doubt in that fucking case and after that, she'll realize she could have been fucked and liked it rather than fucking herself for the world to see.

[–] BLOODandHONOUR 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Or just put it in anyways?