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[–] aileron_ron 3 points 1 points (+4|-3) ago 

So raping is OK?

[–] Diggernicks 2 points 10 points (+12|-2) ago 

Its not rape if you yell "surprise" before hand, just surprise sex.

[–] voats4goats 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Fucking Digger you made me laugh out loud in public.

Side note: Idea for a sex toy. Jack-in-the-box for your penis. When you crank the handle it play 'its my dick in a box"

[–] MyDrunkAccount 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

People love sex. People love surprises. Therefore, surprise sex is best sex.

[–] oldzeke 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Oh relax, he didn't even say if the target was human or cat.

[–] aileron_ron 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Good poing,He might be a muzzie.

[–] Food_Stamp 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Fuck yeah, peaceful surrender gets boring.

[–] CowboyXero 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Yes it is. According to Michelle Bachman, I've been raped by me hundreds of times. I guess I'm just so fucking codependent that I can't bring myself to turn me in...oh whatever the fuck shall I do?