[–] Food_Stamp 3 points 17 points (+20|-3) ago 

Speak for yourself, i dont give a shit if the target objects to being fired upon.

[–] GumbyTM 4 points 9 points (+13|-4) ago 

Ah Voat, from 0 to rape in two comments 48 minutes.

[–] EndTheFed2 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

"Ok honey I'm going out"

[–] WeekendBaker 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

[–] aileron_ron 3 points 1 points (+4|-3) ago 

So raping is OK?

[–] Diggernicks 2 points 10 points (+12|-2) ago 

Its not rape if you yell "surprise" before hand, just surprise sex.

[–] oldzeke 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Oh relax, he didn't even say if the target was human or cat.

[–] Food_Stamp 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Fuck yeah, peaceful surrender gets boring.

[–] CowboyXero 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Yes it is. According to Michelle Bachman, I've been raped by me hundreds of times. I guess I'm just so fucking codependent that I can't bring myself to turn me in...oh whatever the fuck shall I do?

[–] smittieaj 2 points 12 points (+14|-2) ago  (edited ago)

Pro tip: If a woman says "I'm not in the mood", then don't react in any way. Instead, calmly put on your clothes, grab your keys, and hop in the car. Next, disappear from her life for a few hours, or a night, or a week depending upon the stubbornness of the woman. Remain gone and silent until she is worried that you have left her, or cheated, or had that threesome with a midget and a nun like you always wanted. When you return and she asks where you were, and what you were doing, just say "I went out." From then on, you should no longer have to deal with her mood when deciding if now is the time for sex.

[–] voats4goats 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Take her out to a really fancy dinner. Tell her to get anything she likes. Get whatever you want.

Check time comes tell her "You get it, im not in the mood"

[–] Food_Stamp 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Man thats a lot of work when the pussy is right there for the taking...

[–] smittieaj 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Nah, it's nice. You take a little break, have a few drinks, and then come back and get laid like bricks for years.

[–] ScreaminMime 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

Cool movie brah, IRL you come home with all your shit thrown in the street and a divorce attorney giving you the option to sign the deed over in her name or go to jail for the shiny eye that suddenly appeared on her face.

[–] VoatsNewfag 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

You shouldn't marry someone who will frame you for a crime just because you were driving around the block out of frustration.

[–] CowboyXero 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Heh. Good luck proving I was the one that did it. If I went out, goddamn right I'm going to have plenty of ammo to shoot fifty fucking caliber holes called Reasonable Goddamn Doubt in that fucking case and after that, she'll realize she could have been fucked and liked it rather than fucking herself for the world to see.

[–] BLOODandHONOUR 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Or just put it in anyways?

[–] aileron_ron 3 points 11 points (+14|-3) ago 

I had a woman say I'm not in the mood, took her 1 hour to move out of my home.

[–] ViperCarbz 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

Wonder if she was in the mood to get a job afterwards.

[–] EndTheFed2 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Bruh, just go out and pull when she does this

[–] DeadFox 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

Don't act like a nigger.

[–] whipcracker 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Just have dolphin sex "eEeEeEe EeEeEeEe"

[–] middle-path 4 points 5 points (+9|-4) ago 

Nah fuck that.

Force it.

She'll love it more that way.

[–] maxoverdrive 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Seriously, think about this shit: what does a woman have to do? Lay on her back and take it for five minutes, maybe ten if she's lucky? Why the fuck should any woman say "no" to losing a whole goddamn ten minutes out of her fucking day - when she spend three times that much in the morning putting her fucking make-up on????

Any woman who says "no" to such a minor disruption to her day is a fucking cunt infected by feminism. Either she wants to keep her man and her family, in which case "no" for five or ten minutes isn't an option, or she doesn't; in which case she's a vile, filthy feminist whore. It's really that simple.

[–] GoatyMcGoatface 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

My girl wants it all the damn time. It's pretty great.

[–] CowboyXero 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

When she say she not in the mood...

Ron White: (Looks Down At Raging Erection) ...Neither Am I!

I'd just go hook up with Jenna Haze's replica in my fleshlight and I'd wait for that shit about how I'm never interested in her to come up before countering with that I'm Not In The Mood bullshit.

Then again, when you're single and loving the shit out of it, not much of that being an issue

[–] Vvswiftvv17 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

This more accurately represents my husband's attempt: https://i.ytimg.com/vi/nSTdtuyQgww/maxresdefault.jpg

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