[–] truthbeloathed 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

Obviously this faggot has never pissed outside.

[–] Clientkill 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Pissing outside is one of the greatest pleasures of all manhood.

[–] 0fsgivin 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Second only to drinking in the shower.

[–] WhiteRonin 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Yes it is! So is writing shit in snow!

[–] New_Iso 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Well, you don't need to have pissed outside to know that the stream coming out of bargain bin pepper spray sucks. You gotta special order military grade 1.33% capsaicinoid gel spray, that shoots about fifteen feet out of the bottle, and can work for up to two hours after application. Any gents here that have wives and daughters, don't buy shit spray.

Of course, something tells me that isn't what these shitheads were going for...

[–] truthbeloathed 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

That's the kind of info we need here. Thank you kind patriot!

[–] AinzOown 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

He probably has but he sits down when he pees.

[–] ToFat2Fish 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Play stupid games win spicy prizes.

[–] IDintDoNuthin 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Its night though

[–] Holonomic 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Stupid people ARE pretty entertaining at times.

[–] Bigwhistle 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Night

[–] mehboy 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

what on earth ? lol

[–] midnightblue1335 2 points 0 points (+2|-2) ago 

In all likelihood, the guy doing the spraying got a bigger dose of the spray than the volunteer.

Btw, on the subject of remedying pepper spray, don't use milk, don't use water- just fucking deal with it. It'll stop in about 15 minutes, you'll be fine and you won't look like a fucking idiot pouring milk all over your head.

[–] HST 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Yeah you're gonna want to do a flush of your eyes after getting pepper sprayed.. Definitely not with milk, but you don't want to just let it sit there..

[–] 13650662 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Edible fat/oil dissolves and carries away capsaicin and is generally compatible with eyes, unlike another option like ethanol. Milk has fat, cream would be better.

[–] ironnickel 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Tear free shampoo. I have it in one of my go bags to help rinse out tear gas or mace.

[–] ChessKnight 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Milk works dipshit.

[–] MaFishTacosDaBombBro 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Milk does help though.

[–] AinzOown 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

Sounds like a terrible idea. Running cool water on it is recommended.

[–] BlueDrache 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Makes it burn more.

[–] MikeyMo123 4 points -2 points (+2|-4) ago 

Both of these millennials need to die.

Destroy their lineage and we can continue to improve as a species.