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Push against barriers. They might not be so strong. Just look at the repeated videos of cars abandoned on a railroad crossing because they didn't think they could drive through the safety arms across the road.
A person I know had their house windows cleaned to crystal-clear. I swear the next day I saw a couple of bird wing shapes on the window, due to birds slamming into it.
thats what happens when you walk into a closed glass door too many times, you make sure its open before you try to walk in. I know from experience lol :) ouchyy.
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[–] [deleted] 1 point 13 points 14 points (+14|-1) ago
[–] ScreaminMime 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
... or you gotta go around opening fake doors for dumbass'.
[–] MCVoat 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
did voat turn into reddit or some shit? fuck off queerfag
[–] prairie 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Push against barriers. They might not be so strong. Just look at the repeated videos of cars abandoned on a railroad crossing because they didn't think they could drive through the safety arms across the road.
[–] EndTheFed2 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
You just got fuckin' deep fam. Nice post
[–] DiscontentedMajority 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
Twist: guy trained his dog to be a mime.
[–] SurfinMindWaves 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Awww, such a cute little retard.
[–] EndTheFed2 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
lol
[–] CrustyBeaver52 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Good dogo!
[–] Jay_Mac 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
My dog runs into the sliding glass door on a regular basis. This would be a step up from my retarded dog lol.
[–] prairie 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
A person I know had their house windows cleaned to crystal-clear. I swear the next day I saw a couple of bird wing shapes on the window, due to birds slamming into it.
[–] EndTheFed2 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Put a curtain up.. or tape a paper on the other side.. or some shit so retard dog doesn't break face
[–] Jay_Mac ago
Why are you guys trying to ruin all the fun?
[–] Ocelot 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Put a sticker on it or, if you don't want to tacky-up your glass door, hang something over it from above or something.
Works for birds, should work for a dog.
[–] thelma 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Be fair: dog is a girl
[–] chuckletrousers 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Also known as a stupid bitch?
[–] WhiteRonin ago
A blond girl ;-)
[–] IDintDoNuthin ago
This dog has PTSD from smashing into it when younger
[–] FortniteScary 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
thats what happens when you walk into a closed glass door too many times, you make sure its open before you try to walk in. I know from experience lol :) ouchyy.