[–] 8_billion_eaters 2 points 61 points (+63|-2) ago 

Women only make 79 cents for each dollar a man earns. ...fucking misogynists.

[–] Sometimesineedhelp 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

As a woman, this is probably the single internet comment I've laughed the hardest at, well done

[–] MikeyMo123 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

As an amateur gynecologist, this is probably the single internet comment that I've ever wanted to beat someone as a result.

[–] fuckingmockies 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

When there's an emergency, women and children get preference. Apparently there's a 21 cent tax for that.

[–] Mind_Games 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Bill Burr...is that you ?

[–] cats_taste_good 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

And why aren't there 50% women in this male dominated occupation? Another demonstration of the patriarchy at work oppressing women in America.

[–] Warnos44 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

That's exactly why the tree is attacking that evil white male.

[–] WeekendBaker 0 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago 

Tree literally moved sides to attack his running ass

[–] shrink 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago  (edited ago)

That's actually pretty scary shit. When a tree that big and unsound starts to self-split, there's no way to predict which way the stresses will twist and crack the wood. It might look slow watching a vid, but that guy could easily have been crushed by a quarter ton of lumber in the span of a couple seconds. Smart guy to just release the chainsaw and try to GTFO the instant he realized what was happening, could have been way worse.

[–] Slayfire122 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

He was really lucky that the tree went left, right, and forward, but not backwards.

[–] hels 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

For anyone interested in tree felling he did a shit job. The tree was hollowed out meaning it was dead -- carpenter ants are the most likely cause. To fell a dead tree you can either use a drill at as many levels as possible from the cut height or you simply peel off bark. He notched it (you can see the triangle on the opposite side he is cutting) which works okay for smaller trees that already have a tilt that way. A tree that size should be 'wedged (chainsaw halfway towards the center) then use a large hammer to make the cut larger.

In short he did not do the prep work and has minimal training felling trees. Never take a large tree down without professional help.

[–] 0fsgivin 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Yup and he had a shit escape route. Sure it appears clear of debris...but it was an impassable fucking incline. This guy fucked up on a lot of things.

[–] Greasy 1 points 11 points (+12|-1) ago 

Reminds me of this for some reason.

[–] Gravspeed 2 points 11 points (+13|-2) ago 

Wtf did i just watch

[–] lifes-not-fair 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Get a chain saw, cut some rotting trees. Then you will truly know.

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[–] WhiteRonin 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Why orange juice?!?

The red was sort of hot!

[–] RecluS 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I don't know what I was expecting but it sure was not that.

[–] weezkitty 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I actually thought it was the intro to a Porno

[–] Native 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

My father may or may not have been crushed by a tree....

Loggers are no laughing matter and they make shit money for how dangerous it truly is.

[–] Doglegwarrior 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Ive never seen anything like that.. thanks for posting.

[–] thedirtypuma [S] 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

It's called a barber chair when a tree splits like that when cutting.

[–] mattsixteen24 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Which way do I go.

[–] FireSauce 1 points 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

I'm sure his pants are about ten pounds heavier

[–] Gravspeed 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Always looking on the bright side... No longer constipated.

[–] dd-schiznit 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

At least he wore the brown pants.

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