[–] cynicaloldfart 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago  (edited ago)

He should have used the elevator. He was going to sue the escalator company, but his lawyer told him he didn't have a leg to stand on.

I know, I'm going to hell for this one.

[–] thedirtypuma [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

lol. That elevator one is crazy. I never noticed that someone was on the elevator when he rammed the door open and fell down. I wonder if that person made it out ok.

[–] cynicaloldfart 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

[–] MadWorld 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Look at the second bump! Play stupid game, win stupid price XD.

[–] Holonomic 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

*elevator

[–] prairie 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

It's okay, we'll all be there as well.

[–] Niggertown 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

"OMG, I can't feel my legs... still"

[–] iswallow 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Well that escalated quickly

[–] speedisavirus 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Ends too soon. Did he get sucked into the escalator?

[–] arniecuntingham 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

yes, like in a cartoon. he kept spinning around all day like he was one of the steps.

[–] Battlefat 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

This shit is both funny and sad

Edit: It’s mostly funny

[–] arniecuntingham 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I bet this guy can't get a boner.

[–] arniecuntingham 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

crippled people suck.

[–] lemon11 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Why was no one helping them?

[–] thedirtypuma [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I don't know, maybe they didn't want any help.

video

[–] Diogenes_The_Cynic 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Its so much better with sound.

"You ok?"

<grunt> yes.

[–] arniecuntingham 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

crippled people don't want any help. it harms their self-esteem.

[–] KingChem 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

that's most people, cripples aren't special.

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