[–] Morbo 0 points 30 points (+30|-0) ago 

This is why you should ask your doctor if your heart is healthy enough for sex before taking Cialis.

[–] arniecuntingham 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I don't care what he says. i'm fucking anyway.

[–] samuel999 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Unfortunately heart attacks are rather widespread among people who overdose pills like this. Generic Cialis must be 100% safe and from reliable manufacturer (preferably Canada), and must be taken after professional consultation only.

[–] Spaceballs-1 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

the phrase "....like old people fuck." has new meaning to me.

It means you die at the end. I hope he got to cum first. Then it would be a true happy ending.

[–] Boyakasha 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

"He came and went at the same time."

[–] Jadsticles 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Not bad, well done.

[–] Boyakasha 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

It was an old Richard Pryor quote. His father died the same way.

[–] Goathole 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

I found myself cheering him on.

[–] RevDrStrangelove 1 points 12 points (+13|-1) ago 

That's how I wanna go, except with a hottie half my age.

[–] fuckingmockies 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

I never want to go under any circumstances.

[–] moarzor 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

So far so good.

[–] this_is_my_4th_acct 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

It's coming. Accept it.

[–] GassyMcGasface 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

They have resorts in Indochina for that.

[–] Maroonsaint 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

We have hookers in America too ok don’t talk like a fucking animal

[–] RevDrStrangelove 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Whorehouses or euthanasia type stuff?

[–] puppy528 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Reverse the GIF and he comes back from the dead for round two!!

[–] 8_billion_eaters 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Easy come, easy go?

[–] aileron_ron 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Well that was a happy ending.

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