[–] Spaceballs-1 0 points 33 points (+33|-0) ago 

The best part of this is that looking at the size of her, she wasn't going to make it through either side anyhow.

[–] TheKobold 1 points 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

I felt the shockwave, did you?

[–] worthlesshope 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

that's probably why she went through the middle

[–] Firinmahlazer 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Way better with sound. There's an audible metallic tink when she hits it. Super satisfying.

[–] thedirtypuma [S] 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

[–] copper_spartan 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

I guess my blood is still at least room temperature. I felt bad for her, especially when I heard the whimpering.

[–] SweetChicken 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

That cry!!! Suck it, fatty! That’s karma for all your feminist bullying we know you pull

[–] YoHomie 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

100 times better with sound, thanks for the community service, thedirtypuma.

[–] DeltaBravoTango 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I was hoping for an aluminum baseball bat sound

[–] lexsird 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Stupid chanting.

Fat girl makes a breakthrough the doorways and face plants the doorframe in the middle.


She drops like a stone on the floor with the shit knocked out of her. It's shocking at first, then comical in a slapstick way, but the fly in the ointment is the sound she makes. It's the sound of pure pain, sorrow and confusion all at the same time. For me it worried away at my mirth, loop after loop until it just all made me sick and sad for the poor girl.

The worst part was the dumb bitch who was standing there and didn't warn her or have the sense not to decorate like that.

"Are you ok?"

Fuck no she's not OK, she's fallen in with some dumb cunts apparently. Welcome to possible neck trauma that will cause pain for life. What a nice thing to pick up at college. Why not get her an STD as well you feckless cunts. Have her fuck a diseased chad or tyrone and get knocked up.


[–] i_scream_trucks 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Oh fuck i didnt even see that pole until han planet ran into it. Who the shit puts vertical streamer thi gs on a door with a pole down the middle. WHO THE FUCK BUILDS A DOOR WITH A POLE IN THE MIDDLE

[–] firex726 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

It's one of those double door things in schools; they're quite common.

Though ti would have been smarter to wrap the pole in a different color streamer.

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[–] i_scream_trucks 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Yeah thats me :/

My family all line up for a laugh when i tell em im going out on the motorcyxle. Jacket on and about 2 feet wider than before, keep bouncing off the hallway walls and knocking anything vaguely in my path off its perch.

[–] midnightblue1335 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Look at the conviction with which the poor land-whale was rushing that door- that was a woman with a mission.

Now, it's a woman with a concussion.

[–] Morbo 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

that was a woman with a mission

The free donuts were dwindling fast.

[–] Volksgemeinschaft 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

underrated comment

[–] Octocopter 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I have seen the longer version with sound, the girls are doing some sorority chant and when that fat bitch hits that pole the sound is so satisfying.

[–] Etheral 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Am I the only one that feels slightly bad for that Balrog?

[–] prairie 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

My only thought is very shitty planning to put those streamers there.

[–] ardvarcus 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

The person who hung these streamers should have seen this coming. It was inevitable.

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