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[–] draaaak 0 points 30 points (+30|-0) ago 

Probably not so cute anymore..

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[–] Caesarkid1 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Would have been 10X funnier if she had a ton of hairspray on.

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[–] chronicdisco 0 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago 

Well, bright, but not that smart.

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[–] 1HepCat 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

Momentarily bright then no longer very cute.

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[–] Etheral 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I've done dumber. And so did my brother. He did exactly the same thing here. He just had a blackened face which hurt for a short time. No wounds or anything.

E: At least two comments are stating she ruined her face. It is just a bunch of sparks. It is not like a .357 blew her head off.

E: Reminds me of a moment. A bunch of my young friends and I are trashed in a field. I have the biggest canister firework my parents ever bought. My parents were afraid to light it, so it sat for about a decade or so. One of my very jerk-off friends marches out with me away from the trees. I light it. I start moving quickly away. He goes, "What are you, a pussy?" I say we should move away from it. He says, "So, you are a pussy." I come back. This fucking thing was so old. It is supposed to shoot high hundreds of feet in the air. It went about twenty feet before exploding everywhere. As I am hauling ass running away, I see my tough guy friend barely behind me going, "Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck." Everyone that was far away ran as far as they could as well. Fun times.

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[–] Joklyoat 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

It is just a bunch of sparks

I really hope you are right. Because those "just sparks" are usually molten iron (from the grains of iron added specifically to produce sparks) and can be so hot that they melt glass. Though the actual temperature depends upon the composition of the igniting compound. If it was just the black powder, which it probably was, she most likely is all right, as those sparks are rather "cold" and harmless. Some damage to the cornea of the eyes is still a probability. Had the mixture had some magnesium or aluminium + oxidizer added for more impressive visual effect, she would have a burned blood leaking wound for a face.

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[–] Fuckyounigger 2 points 7 points (+9|-2) ago 

its a jewess look at her nose

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[–] Reverse-Flash 1 points 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

You mean the hole where her nose used to be?

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[–] 12888395? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

All the cool kids wanna look like Voldemort.

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[–] Fuckyounigger 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

now a nigger has 2 holes to put his dick in

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[–] dias17se 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I smell a fake blonde, probably named Sabrina

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[–] Hydrocephalus 1 points 7 points (+8|-1) ago  (edited ago)

I've done that before, the trick is to not hold it too tightly, then it flies right out.

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[–] whatisbestinlife 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

nice try tosh.0

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[–] CheeseboogersGhost 1 points 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

haha portable oven for that nasty jewess rat nigger fucker

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[–] YoHomie 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I like her shirt. It's sexy.

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[–] DiarrheaBrownStorm 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Did her face survive? I need closure here.

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[–] Sublimesati 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Yay someone dummer than me.

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