[–] YoHomie 1 points 73 points (+74|-1) ago 

"Hello 911?" "You may want to send someone to save this skinny little nigger that tried to rob my store"

[–] Tazzermalt 0 points 45 points (+45|-0) ago  (edited ago)

LMFAO that was great, i knew it was going down as soon as Cowboy took off his shades...and Hat stayed on the whole time, bonus points!!

[–] glassuser 1 points 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

It's all good fun until the hat comes off. If you make the hat come off, you're up a creek.

[–] heretolearn 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

I think that's a Latin country. the date format and the words on the bottom left screen give it away.

[–] Naught405 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

vaquero then

[–] firex726 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Yea it looks like one of those Mexican supermarkets, it's pretty common seeing cowboy looking guys in there.

[–] lord_nougat 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

E PLURIBUS UNUM!

[–] RoBatten 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Nope. Put down the phone. Pull my truck 'round back. We fixin' to teach this African some manners . . .

[–] Airborne_Hillbilly 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Naw, they had a meat department in that store. No need to take him anywhere. Long-pig on special tomorrow.

[–] fuckingmockies 0 points 59 points (+59|-0) ago 

I was really hoping to see the cowboy just quickdraw a .44 magnum and blow that niggers brains out.

[–] NoisyCricket 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

That's actually what I expected.

[–] lord_nougat 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

That was saved for when they were out of camera view.

[–] CognitiveDissident5 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Me too!

[–] BlueDrache 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I wonder how many times that nigger fell down the stairs off camera.

Also, nicely executed, though the thug could have pulled the trigger out of surprise and shot at the other employee/customer that caused the distraction and made the cowboy charge.

Either way.... not the best idea, but it worked.

[–] Plavonica 0 points 35 points (+35|-0) ago 

Either way.... not the best idea, but it worked

In combat, sometimes that's the best you're gonna get.

[–] King_Freya 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Honestly I would’ve done the same thing this dude did in the video. Or at least I’d hope I would. Nonetheless, you couldn’t ask for a better opening the moment he turned away and as shitty as it realistically is, one person dying versus them all is the better outcome. Now who’s to say how it’d really turn out is an unknown, but it’s still worth It.

[–] BlueDrache 1 points 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

Oh, I know. No plan ever survives first contact.

[–] HST 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Looks like the first thing he tried to do was grab for the arm holding the gun. He knew his shit

[–] BlueDrache 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

No, he had common sense.

[–] timemage2 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

at least the woman is doing SOMETHING. seems like she locked shit up and called the cops. better than nothing

[–] Butterbread 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago  (edited ago)

spent a couple seconds to untangle that fucking phone cord though

[–] lexsird 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Her reaction time was that of a mental retard. A bus load of potatoes would fare better than her.

[–] CheeseboogersGhost 1 points 17 points (+18|-1) ago 

When cowboys and Cholo's unite to beat on a nigger

[–] timemage2 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

the "2020 presidential race" everybody

[–] AndrewBlazeIt 1 points 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

The ol' Trump n' Ted.

[–] Youfatfuck 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago  (edited ago)

And the hat stayed on. Nice work, fat cowboy.

[–] Cooking_with_Alf 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

dindu nuffin

[–] Food_Stamp 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

How else is dem keeeds spoda get money for school an sheeeit?

[–] SurfinMindWaves 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

"Spoda" - great word.

[–] badruns 1 points 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

a good boi

[–] NoisyCricket 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

People have a civic responsibility. The People, not The State.

This is why leftists hate empowered citizens. Because it stops crimes and moral decay. Communism thrives on crime and moral decay.

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