[–] Dortex 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

He clearly went to the Prometheus school of running away from things.

[–] green_man 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

CinemaSins.

[–] Antiseed117 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Have you ever been bitch slapped by a pine? Holy damn

[–] srgmpdns 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

[–] mralexson 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Go left nigga

[–] Bob_Ross_Hair 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

In the wrong direction

[–] Lemongarb 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

It ends too soon. It looks like the tree is going to come back down and hit him again. I'd watch somebody get pummeled with a tree.

[–] Deelamchop 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Get his ass fucked by a branch

[–] Holonomic 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Yeah, I've never understood why people do that.....lol

[–] truthwoke33 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Instinct. Serpentine pattern wont do shit when youre running away from a bear.

[–] 1HepCat 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I always had a hard time suspending disbelief that fictional (e.g., cartoon) characters would be ~that~ stupid. No longer.

Then again, it does appear to whip down pretty quickly. He might've made it if it were just falling and not snapping towards the ground (watch the top bend back as it meets air resistance, also the rebound). The snapping adds some horizontal uncertainty as well--it sweeps a bit from the wall out.

[–] lord_nougat 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Haha! I love how the other guy's all, "Meh, dumbass..."

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