[–] elitch2 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

Idiots. They are entertaining.

[–] BentAxel [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Great Quote, thank you.

[–] SolarProphet 1 points 16 points (+17|-1) ago 

Mechanic here. The oil pan leaking that much engine oil would equal a seized engine after just a short drive.

[–] fagetty 4 points 31 points (+35|-4) ago 

I don't think you need an ASE certification to figure that out...

[–] SolarProphet 7 points 9 points (+16|-7) ago 

Who the fuck needs an ASE? It's a voluntary certification. All it really is is a glorified piece of paper saying "I know things". Kinda like a college degree in whateverthefuck. I've been fixing cars since I was 14 and I make it good now. ASE's are useful in a small ma and pa shop. Being a dealership mechanic for 16 years, ASE's aren't really helpful since you focus on mainly one to two makes of cars.

[–] Pwning4Ever 1 points 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

Tell us more about your ASE certification

[–] SolarProphet 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

Went to school at Lincoln Tech in 2002 for auto technology. Got ase certs after graduation. Walked in to a Dodge dealership about 2 weeks after graduation, and have been a Chrysler master mechanic since 2012.

Unless I need to look for a different place to work, I don't retest for ase certs.

[–] UsedToCuck 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

He’s not getting far.

[–] clashandcarry 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Idiot didn't wait for the green light indicating the post is fully retracted.

[–] ardvarcus 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Fucked. No oil. What moron designed these fucking barriers that rise up out of the ground? I've seen dozens of videos about this post one and the other one at railway crossings where people run into them and have accidents.

[–] 6gorillion 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I imagine they were put there for a bad reason like too many muslims running people over in that area or something. We need to start addressing the disease instead of the symptoms. Kill the traitor government faggots and then ethnic cleanse the shit out of ourselves. Then and only then can we start getting rid of faggot ass fucking barriers that rise up from the ground.

[–] Firevine 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Damn, it didn't look like he hit the bollard that hard. Damn Styrofoam oil pans.

[–] Liber 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

It is like a 2 tonne vehicle, even 5mph is hard

[–] Caesarkid1 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

They are making hardened plastic oil pans now for what it's worth.

[–] european 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago  (edited ago)

sumpthing went wrong

[–] DILLIGAFASSHOLE 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

sumpthing went wrong

I see what you did there.

[–] WhiteRonin 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Fuck. I wonder if insurance covers this?

[–] BlancoCanyon 1 points 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

Only if a robot is driving.

[–] lord_nougat 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Beep... boop?

[–] WhiteRonin 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Quite probably that!

[–] BentAxel [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

if it does, the deductible must be high.

[–] WhiteRonin 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Don’t forget about 3rd party repair insurance ... that might.?.

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