[–] SupermanAlive 0 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago 

I would've given him the fish.

[–] NotAnOctopus 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Yup. I would have been like "nobody move!" As I quickly removed the hook and tossed him his prize.

[–] Karbuster 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

he was only doing what the fish do when you put a worm on the hook and make it swim through the water

theres always a bigger fish

[–] bigoak9 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

i would have shit my pants

[–] herbert_west 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

they just want a small treat.. like your hand.

[–] jizzswizzler 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

THATS MY DINNER YOU THIEVING MCFFFFFFFFFFFUCK!

[–] goatsandbros 3 points 5 points (+8|-3) ago 

Are you sorry for posting an imgur link?

[–] Pulverizor 2 points 2 points (+4|-2) ago 

Fucking should be, that's where gay comes from.

[–] goatsandbros 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

Mostly to where the gays post, but after a certain point, the difference doesn't matter.

[–] iswallow 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Poor seadoggie

[–] riposte 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

[–] derram 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Not seeing anything in the logs so the bot must have just missed this post when it was new. The Voat api only returns 25-50 posts per request, if there were more than 25 posts within 15 minutes the bot has a high chance of missing stuff.

You can crosspost stuff to /v/botzoo to get the bot to work over a post, if it's a site the bot looks for.

[–] riposte 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Ah, good to know. Great bot, thx.

[–] para_monk 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

You took the time to reply but didn't even give us a link?

[–] OhRutherfordBehave 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

And slide back into my home, the sea....

[–] elitch2 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

They were scared of a seal?

Pussies.

[–] notyouraveragellama 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

1) It's a wild animal, so no matter how cute it is it's unpredictable. 2) Seals are predators and have some long, sharp teeth. I would definitely not want to take the chance of getting bit by one by startling it.

[–] elitch2 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Hahahahhaa.

Pussy. I've been swimming with hundreds of the little beggars. They're harmless.

[–] Fibbideh 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

And if you're fishing, you should have a good knife at the least

[–] Bigz_Sarducci 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I am sure their is clubbing joke that fits this.....

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