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[–] 8_billion_eaters 28 points -22 points (+6|-28) ago 

Skinny little cousin girl. Meek, quiet, new mother. Sitting in back seat with baby. Sloppy mouth pit bull running around, face and nose everywhere intrusively. Dog sticks grinning face through window next to baby. Instantly grabbed by the throat and nearly killed by that skinny, quiet, meek little girl mom.

....but that one handed, no look catch really was Niiice!!!

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[–] Waterburger 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

What the fuck are you talking about?

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[–] PeacefulAssassin 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I say instead of using water to wash it down, he should use bleach.

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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

And then suddenly... NINJAS!

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[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

What do you mean?

There was no dog.

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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Then who was phone?