[–] Apathy 1 points 33 points (+34|-1) ago 

If I ever create a society, mandatory Darwin holes will be placed every mile.

[–] AvariciousNose 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

No kidding. Idiots need to stop living in our societies.

[–] fuckudatswhy 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

I think China can afford to lose a couple of their not so bright citizens.

[–] klobos 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

But this person also cheated on their exams and had a stand in for the SAT's. They are a genius with straight A's and 1500+ on the SAT!

[–] SirDigbyChikenCaesar 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

His passenger made the right decision.

[–] RoBatten 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Driver must be drunk off his ass

[–] clockwise 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

There comes a time when one should give up on the two wheeled transportation..... Probably should have happened on the second crash.

[–] Baconmon 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

>When you equip the cursed motorcycle that gives +30 speed but -500 luck because you don't really think luck affects the game all that much..

[–] WhiteRonin 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

The hole! The hole!

[–] StuntmanMike123 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I don't get the hate on Mondays.

Mondays are the start to my weekend, I love sitting around in my underwear while others are heading into work. I feel like Randal in Clerks 2.

[–] Wildebeest 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Used to work overnight weekends and man I don't miss the looks and snide comments I'd get when I'd pick up a fifth of booze on my way home Monday morning.

[–] Plavonica 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Why would you be concerned at what others think of you? They don't pay your bills.

[–] HeywoodJablomi 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

How's Wednesdays?

[–] Reverse-Flash 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Was that Stevie Wonder?

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