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[–] Glasswall 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Every family needs a dad.

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[–] GeneralDouche 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

nothing greater than being a dad

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[–] notyouraveragellama 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

You know for a fact that Mom was not around when even the idea for this occurred.

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[–] sillymanilly 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

See, having a father around really is important when raising kids.

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[–] Lambgirl 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

My favorite Strongbad quote of all time.

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[–] hindu_dindu 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Every faggot needs @Some_Guy_from_RI

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[–] Cheesebooger 3 points 0 points (+3|-3) ago  (edited ago)

Dads kick ass

Poor little black kids wont have a balloon. That's why they get guns and kill each other--because they couldn't get their balloons. Holy shit I just figured out nigger behavior!!! We need to air drop balloons into black areas! Where my cookie at

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[–] Bigwhistle 4 points -3 points (+1|-4) ago 

Seems like a good way to give one's child a head or neck injury, or worse, if dad fails to catch the kid on the rebound.

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[–] Lemongarb 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

You sound like a mom.

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[–] ButtPlumber 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Or when he smacks into the ceiling.

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[–] theysayso 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Yes dear. You're right of course. (High fives kid behind your back).