[–] thehighzombie 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

Well, at least he forgot about his head hurting...

[–] YoHomie 1 points 12 points (+13|-1) ago 

LOL, good, that's what you get for being a fucking pussy. If you can get off the ground, just do it you asshole. Don't lay there looking for a goodam pity party and an Academy Award you loser.

[–] Thegreatestname 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Never seen anyone doing the ol'supermarket slip?

[–] Uncle_Slob 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

They wait and look around for someone to feel sorry for them. Get up, you fucking child.

[–] TheTrigger 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Are that guy's bones made out of adamantium? Geeze.

[–] GumbyTM 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I think there is a good chance the driver never even saw the guy go down.

They open their door to get the ticket suggesting their attention is to the left while pulling up. (need to get the distance just right if the window doesn't open.)

From there you wouldn't see someone laying in that position.

[–] littleTT 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

That's what I was thinking too. Where he lays down is definitely within the blindspots of the car. And the bar coming down coincides with the door opening. Plus, if you saw dude get linked, you wouldn't be able to drive while laughing that hard.

[–] voats4goats 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Guy is an idiot. He'll have no leg to stand on if it goes to court.

[–] theysayso 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I see what you did there. :-)

[–] Joshiahis 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 


[–] plankO 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

The second I saw the gate go up I said now be a good internet and run over his foot

[–] Uncle_Slob 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I have no sympathy for fucking retards. Laying down in the road. Fuck you, retard, should have run over your head.

[–] plankO 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

He's kicking a little ball at the start

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