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[–] hey_girls_pm_me_toes 0 points 48 points (+48|-0) ago 

fuck you red cars

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[–] digitalentity1497 0 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago 

TIL Red cars causes traffic.

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[–] hey_girls_pm_me_toes 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Actually I red a report were the worse drivers were owners of blue prius and bmws

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[–] YoHomie 2 points 9 points (+11|-2) ago 

No, it's women.

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[–] bikergang_accountant 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Actually blue. He pressed the breaks unnecissarily. Must not be from in town.

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[–] Fagtardicus 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

this is clearly bullshit, because da red wunz goes fasta

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[–] HorseIsDead 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Fuck stupid drivers for real though. Seems like 98% of people don't understand that as soon as the car in front of you moves, you can move. You don't have to wait 2 seconds. It's ridiculous that it takes so long for a line of say 20 cars at a light to start moving. If everyone started moving as soon as the light turned green, there would be so much less traffic and everyone would get through.

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[–] LisaNeedsBraces 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

This is why auto drive cars will cut down on traffic. Too much of the public is too stupid to drive properly,

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[–] 9769849? 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

yes, but you are likely a higher intelligence than an average motorist

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[–] hey_girls_pm_me_toes 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I think this every day on my way home. Light turns green everyone needs to start creeping. of course half the fuckers are on their phones

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[–] QuitWaistingOurMoney 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Exactly this, what's so hard about green meaning go? Additionally don't forget the drivers that slow down to half the speed limit if several drops of scary liquid fall from the sky.

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[–] belphegorsprime 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Just need red shells for the red cars.

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[–] PlebeianCuck 1 points 38 points (+39|-1) ago 

Only a fucking retard would come to a complete stop because of a lane change happening in front of them.

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[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 42 points (+42|-0) ago 

So you figured it out?

Fucking retards cause traffic jams, good job.

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[–] PlebeianCuck 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

The penalty is death

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[–] Fibbideh 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

>implying fucking retards can't be found on the roadways.

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[–] thrus 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Sometimes they are on the sidewalks, I just wish they would exit the car before making that transition.

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[–] LisaNeedsBraces 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

And they vote too.

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[–] BakedMofoBread 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago  (edited ago)

How about:

  • Drive on the Right, Pass on the Left.
  • If you're passing everybody in your lane, merge left.
  • Slower traffic drives in farther right lanes than faster traffic.
  • If you're about to get off the highway, merge right and slow down to match traffic.
  • For God's sake use your signals and THINK AHEAD; Don't try to cross a lane of traffic to get your exit at the last minute! Get off at the next one and TURN THE FUCK AROUND.

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[–] goatsandbros 3 points 4 points (+7|-3) ago 

In summary: women shouldn't drive.

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[–] EdSnowden 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Keep right except to pass should be enforced with PIT maneuvers

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[–] hels 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

This is sorta funny since the a post in the South Africa thread directly relates.

A poster mentioned how it looked like all the cars on the road were new. Another poster mentioned how niggers have no idea how to drive. The next comment was to the effect, "either they are too fucking slow or they pass everyone possible and cut across two lanes to make a right turn."

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[–] NotPolice 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I've tried to get my mother to use turn signals as a signal she's going to change lanes for years, but it's still turn on the signal when you've already crossed the line.

Some people just don't get it.

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[–] Saufsoldat 1 points 10 points (+11|-1) ago 

If the road is packed as tight as in that gif, you're already in a traffic jam.

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[–] hels 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Are you referring to retards who believe changing lanes every time the lane next to them is going faster will make you arrive sooner?

You might want to watch OP's gif again and tell me why traffic ceases to flow smoothly.

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[–] Saufsoldat 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

No, I'm referring the "default" that the gif portrays, which is already a traffic jam, even if none of the red cars were there.

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[–] BohMoon 1 points 8 points (+9|-1) ago 

My experience is traffic jams are caused black people in Nissan Altima's driving under the speed limit in the left lane. Just kidding, traffic jams are caused by black people cause they drive either too fast or too slow, they just can't figure out how to drive in traffic.

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[–] Monsantos_Schlong 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

My experience is by mostly blacks in general since they can't drive at all

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[–] DasReich 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

This applies to Nissan Altimas, Chrysler Sebrings, Dodge Chargers, or any Hyundai.

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[–] quizzicalpepperoni 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

C'mon man, at least link the source.

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[–] Artooweaboo 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

There are lots of interesting models for traffic flow simulation. Here is one place to start. http://math.mit.edu/projects/traffic/ Or searching "traffic modeling compressible fluid" without the quotes.

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[–] CowWithBeef 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

In NYC all the cars are red and they honk their horn if a blue car dares enter their culture.

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[–] Chiefpacman 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

The left lane is for passing.

PSA

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[–] klobos 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I thought it was the left lane is for speeding, the shoulder is for passing, and the right lane is to swerve into and break check the guy behind you. Or was it the center lane is for cruising, the right and left lane are for passing, and the shoulder was for motorcycles?

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[–] plankO 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

You're thinking of Boston, those are the rules in Boston

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[–] pangaea 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Not in America

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[–] Chiefpacman 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Yes in America

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