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[–] ChristoDeFetus 1 points 67 points (+68|-1) ago 

fake snake is fake.

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[–] 1True_Morty 0 points 32 points (+32|-0) ago 

Seriously. Snakes are fast, but their bodies don't stay in a straight line like that. And their heads aren't really upright when they're cruising, either.

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[–] FeLpZ187 6 points 7 points (+13|-6) ago 

Are people on voat really this dumb? No fucking -SHIT- it's fake, it is so blatant I feel embarrassed for all the upvoats you two got.

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[–] eu9k 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Is the snake fake or fake the snake?

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[–] ChristoDeFetus 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

insufficient data, check out this african girl's method.

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[–] DrShafty 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

A double fake snake?

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[–] ChristoDeFetus 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

it's like a double negative schrodinger's snake. part time venomous.

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[–] Troll 0 points 42 points (+42|-0) ago 

I once visited Australia and had a platypus pull a 1911 .45ACP on me. The bullets were fucking venomous because the little bastard had a hard on.

Just don't go there. It was a prison for a reason.

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[–] Lemongarb 1 points 11 points (+12|-1) ago 

I didn't know Australia had peyote.

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[–] mudcatca 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

You have to have a friend in Customs, brah

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[–] elitch2 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Australia's national flower is one of the strongest sources of DMT. Funny thing is, they criminalized possession of any plant that could be used to harvest DMT from. So the Australian National Flower is in effect, illegal.

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[–] ShittyAdvice 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

It's cute until you think of her grabbing a trouser snake.

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[–] ScreaminMime 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

She didn't seem surprised, she must have those kind of snakes shooting her way multiple times a day.

Grab it by the head, give it a shake, throw it back, my kinda girl!

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[–] oiseaulibre 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

doxxing @jambo

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[–] jambo 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

lol

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[–] Obergruppenmemester 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Fake, but still a turn on.

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[–] tanukihat 2 points 5 points (+7|-2) ago 

Fake and gay, especially the girl.

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[–] Apathy 1 points 4 points (+5|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Nice but she didn't kill it when she could. A worthy woman would have murdered that snake and added it's meat next to the porterhouse on the barbie.

And yes I know the snake is fake, but she didn't know that.

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[–] MichelleObamasPenis 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

Imagine what she could do with a cock.....

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[–] ScreaminMime 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Same thing.

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