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[–]Grifter420 points
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I'd love to see someone change lanes in the middle of this thing trying to skip waiting in traffic, taking out one of the wheels, sending the whole fucking thing crashing on top of another car, pancaking it, killing a refugee family of twelve, who all piled into a truck.
Then it catches on fire, starting a massive fire on the highway, killing hundreds, and igniting surrounding woods, starting a wild fire.
The fire then would raise the temperature of the earth, and trigger earthquakes that would lead to the Yellowstone supervolcano going off, and wiping off all life on earth.
That's why this is a bad idea, and the inventor should be dragged into the street and beaten with a bag full of rats.
[–]Antipodes0 points
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Fuck, now I not only have to worry about the CIA hacking my accelerator and my brakes, now I have to worry about them fucking with my altitude as well.
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[–] Grifter42 0 points 21 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago
I'd love to see someone change lanes in the middle of this thing trying to skip waiting in traffic, taking out one of the wheels, sending the whole fucking thing crashing on top of another car, pancaking it, killing a refugee family of twelve, who all piled into a truck.
Then it catches on fire, starting a massive fire on the highway, killing hundreds, and igniting surrounding woods, starting a wild fire.
The fire then would raise the temperature of the earth, and trigger earthquakes that would lead to the Yellowstone supervolcano going off, and wiping off all life on earth.
That's why this is a bad idea, and the inventor should be dragged into the street and beaten with a bag full of rats.
[–] Islamiscancer 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
Kek/10
[–] lord_nougat 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
What, wait, you just made it sound like an AWESOME idea!
[–] Rb8623 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Why the fuck are you wasting words in comments? You should be writing novels, dude...
[–] Grifter42 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Because it's hard to come up with a coherent plot, and I've had writer's block for six months.
[–] sheepsexplode 1 point 6 points 7 points (+7|-1) ago
How dose the tire slide sideways on the pavement without skidding or any resistance for that matter?
[–] ElectroGypsy 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I was wondering the same thing.CG or something? Watched it on my phone so can't get a good look but something seems off about it.
[–] AfricanZionSafari ago
Tires made of polymer not rubber.
[–] IAmNotGod 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
This would never work in Texas with all of our jacked up trucks and jeeps
[–] oddjob 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Don't forget the trucks with side mirrors that stick out 2 feet on either side
[–] piratse 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
My lifted van is 7' 10" high right now. And that's with my 33's on.
[–] VillainousTaco ago
Wouldn't even work on a regular truck, it barely cleared a Ford Fiesta and it's a compact car.
[–] MetalAegis 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
That can't be legal
[–] Fibbideh 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I want it to be legal.
[–] elcob32 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Why would you think someone had bothered making it illegal yet?
[–] derram 1 point 4 points 5 points (+5|-1) ago
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[–] hairytale 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Waiting for two-level traffic jam
[–] piratse 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
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likewantneedwill have this.[–] Antipodes ago
Fuck, now I not only have to worry about the CIA hacking my accelerator and my brakes, now I have to worry about them fucking with my altitude as well.